Posted on 09/26/2002 8:22:26 PM PDT by Will_Zurmacht
Okay, I know this is just a silly vanity but I was reading about the scheduled "protest" of the World Bank, etc. I just got to thinking how funny it would be if some freepers in the area showed up and "infiltrated" the smellys. Dress up like the biggest tree huggin fool, pony tail wig, and granny glasses. Carry some easily read signs that say stuff like
"President Daschle will end all War!"
" Vote Democratic...End the Evil Capitalist War machine!"
, just some really over the top lefty $#!*. If at all possible seek out interviews with reporters, speak in weasly tones, or with heavy lisp. Talk about how great Clinton was and how he was a victim of the VRWC. Be sure to say "We Was robbed...count every vote", but be sure do this in the most pathetic, crybaby tone possible. generally mock the left with an image of their true selves....I gotta hunch it'll be on Jennings as the "true voice of the American people"
Of course, the Bush administration is just going to flat ignore this, as is appropriate.
What would REALLY be funny, though - and this is why I either should or should NOT be hired by the administration as a consultant, depending on your take - is to give the freaks a taste of their own bizarre fantasies. I'd dress the whole of D.C. up like the infamous "Hammerskins" segment from Pink Floyd's "The Wall." Huge thugs in black uniforms and jackboots marching through the streets, enforcing Order through intimidation. Huge freakin' banners and precision military flyovers. Trucks with huge loudspeakers on their rooftops blaring out deafening government propaganda: "Trust President Bush! Iraq Must Be Neutralized! Capitalism Is Freedom! Socialism Is Slavery!"
The streets would flow ankle-deep in hippie urine, and the reaction on DU alone would be worth the exercise. Then dismiss it all with "oh, that? We were just playing."
The Machiavellian thing to do, of course, would be to plant infiltrators to pelt cops with rocks, burn the flag and torch the occasional car. Do something to provoke the abject loathing of the American public, not to mention a firehose-and-teargas response from the police presence. Then again, likely a redundant exercise, as they're very probably going to be doing those things anyway.
;-)
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