[Behind Liberal Lines]

How's this for an image: a drunk, sloppy, amorous Hillary, spilling wine on her pants suit...

And hitting on the local lesbians...

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"People say I'm uptight? C'mhere. I'll show ya. Hey gimme some more of that bubbly stuff, it tickles my nose. Hey ya know that Chuckie Sch-o-o-o-o-mer? Well, tween us girls, he's jus another Jew bassard from 'New Yawk.' Ya wanna know what Monica is really like, I'll tell ya!"