BREAKING: LAUTENBERG WON’T DEBATE WITHOUT OXYGEN BREAKS, SAYS BED-WETTING WON’T MAR SENATE DUTIES

[pankot]

I'd be glad to catheterize him with a garden hose and buy him a portable oxygen tank....On second thought, why don't the RATS elect a REAL dead person, like they did in Missouri?

[Black Agnes]

Hysterical!!!

[Coleus]

Yep, this is a good one. LOL

[OldFriend]

And don't forget, Lousenberg's a great dribbler too!!! As confirmed by his aide.

[ELS]

One problem is that Beavis and Butthead are actually Gephardt and Daschle.

ROFLMBO! That was too funny, Ivan.

[Freemeorkillme]

Boy, it's a good thing that after a few days away from the type-a-tube and in front of the alpha-daze, I read this brilliant spoof that will, no doubt, be viewed and "accurately" quoted as a Forrester campaign editorial across the mass-leadia-scape as fact.

Fact is, we should be a little concerned with the force with which these polls are being presented in the media.

Go Forrester, Go Garrett, and Go Bret!

[Freemeorkillme]

In the vein of this thread:

Ala, Ann Sumers(running for Congress from the 5th district of NJ), Mr. Lauten-something compared himself to Tom Kean in a recent campaign appearance on the 12th, exclaiming, "Not too warm, not too cold. I event invited him to myself. I showed him the house several times."