[toenail]

You know those wind generators way the hell out in the middle of nowhere that the envirowackos pressured into slowing down, because birds were getting whacked with 'em...? Why don't the environMENTALists go wind-generator-sitting and do a scarecrow impersonation, instead of sitting in some stupid trees that never whacked any birds?

[Rebelbase]

"scarecrow impersonation, "

Off-track for a moment. I was way out in the foothills country yesterday and noticed a body slumped over laying in the mud out in a field. Turned out to be a very life-like scarecrow....Freaked me good.