I say we should start shooting nukes at the other planets in the solar system now, while we still can.
Yeah... Mark 'em up... F*** 'em up good...
Let any alien space-trash who wander by after we're gone know that we were some mean mofos...
Yeah, and leave a booby-trap for them too...
Spaceman Spiff! Spaceman Spiff! Earth Needs You !