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Comeback kid Gore unveils cuddlier image (VOMITING TILL YOU DIE ALERT)
Sunday Independent (Ireland) ^ | November 24, 2002 | Orla Healy

Posted on 11/24/2002 6:21:07 AM PST by MadIvan

The former leader needs more than a makeover, says Orla Healy

ITCHING for a rematch with George Bush in the 2004 presidential race, Al Gore last week reemerged from his Garbo-esque exile kicking off a 25-day, 12-city book tour to promote Joined at the Heart, which he wrote with his wife, Tipper.

"The Gore book tour is like the trailer for a movie," says his former press secretary Chris Lehane. "It is interesting and entertaining but could also be a preview of what is to come. In the parlance of marketing and branding, it is a soft launch."

Soft launch? Gore is being more aggressively marketed than the new Star Wars movie being out on video - Ivan

Over the last week, Gore, who will decide by December 1 whether to run for the Democratic nomination, has packaged himself as a liberal who has morphed into a stoic survivor. Slamming the Bush administration for its positions on Iraq, the economy and health, the new Gore cracks jokes when needled about his "stiff, cold, pedantic, emotionless" reputation. The improved Gore, who sits for an interview beside a flickering aromatherapy candle, is so engaging it is possible to believe he isn't the numb nut who two years ago couldn't make decisions on such simple issues as what colour jacket to wear and where to base his campaign.

At other times, such as when Gore goes into deadpan mode, making it impossible to know whether he is serious or goofing around, you suspect he's still the aggressive intellectual with the unfortunate knack of alienating America's coal miners and auto-workers.

And anyone who despise utter weirdos - Ivan

A Time /CNN survey conducted last week reported that 61 per cent of Democrats said they would like to see Gore run for president in 2004. Barring a slip in the early 2004 tests in New Hampshire or Iowa, the bran-munching editors at Time opined that it appears likely the next Democratic nomination is Al Gore's to lose. In the unlikely event that the mood of the country somehow upends, with Bush impaling himself on the economy and the war, the notion that the beleaguered Democratic party elite will support Gore is far from firm. "Gore's testing the water," says Susan Estrich, Michael Dukakis's 1988 campaign manager, "and I think the water's very, very chilly."

The book-tour camouflage employed to protect Gore from the slings he would face as a declared candidate has enabled his handlers to cherry-pick the media outlets most likely to play up Gore's new image. The first television sit-down, for example, went to Barbara Walters who offered "an opportunity for Gore to come across as a father, author and teacher, as well as a political figure", said one adviser. Next stop was a non-threatening guffaw with funnyman David Letterman. Even so, the cracks in Gore's judiciously crafted mask at times are glaringly visible.

The fact that he doesn't consider a formal analysis to be a necessary part of deciding whether to run is particularly ill-serving in the eyes of a number of his former senior advisers who in 2000 were never sure where they stood with the candidate who appeared to trust nobody outside his family circle.

If Gore does decide to run, "he has to come out with a platform and a vision and stick to it regardless of what anybody says", maintains Donna Brazile, who managed the 2000 campaign.

Yes, listen to Donna, Al. She did such a bang up job last time - Ivan

Earlier this year, Gore made a point of saying, over rubber chicken in Memphis, that he was a changed man. If he had it to do over again, he wouldn't listen to polls or political consultants. He'd just pour out "my heart". Yet asked to emote on the psychological aftermath of the Florida recount the numbing trauma when he thought he'd won, and then discovered he'd lost the presidency the 54-year-old sidesteps. "Just imagine what my life has been like for the past two years," he says, affecting a morose tone. "They let other cars on the road with me now! It slows you down." He waxes about the loss of a secret service retinue, the fact he sometimes has to remove his shoes at airport security.

"I'm a visiting professor now or VP, for short," (Oh ha ha ha, that's so funny Al, I forgot to laugh - Ivan) Gore deadpanned for Letterman. The fact that he must have an opinion on being the man who won more votes than any Democratic presidential candidate, more votes than any Republican presidential candidate except Ronald Reagan in 1984, more votes than George W, and, despite all of this, did not win the presidency itself, pushes Gore to admit, "I'm not sure I'm able to find the words to describe what I was feeling. I believe that if everyone in Florida who tried to vote had had his or her vote counted properly, I would have won." Other than "Hi, I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States," another of Gore's favourite lines appears to be: "You win some, you lose some, and then there's that little-known third category." He refuses to call the outcome of the 2000 election "losing". So does Tipper. "I mean, we didn't lose. When we had to concede, we had to abide by the rule of law," she says.

How gracious of you, Tip /sarcasm - Ivan

Keeping his political options open, Gore knitted together a series of projects: he wrote Joined at the Heart, a treatise on the modern family with Tipper, he teaches two related course on "family-centred community building" at Tennessee universities, he consults for a financial services firm and participates on the public-speaking circuit. Until now, he also kept his mouth shut.

"I could have handled the whole thing differently, and instead of making a concession speech, launched a four-year rear-guard guerrilla campaign to undermine the legitimacy of the Bush presidency, and to mobilise for a rematch," he says. "And there was no shortage of advice to do that. I just didn't feel like it was in the best interest of the United States, or that it was a responsible course of action."

In February, during a speech in Nashville, Gore declared his intent to rejoin the national debate. "For everything, there is a season," he said. For the last few months, he's driven around the country in a rented car, often blasting Johnny Cash music, stumping for candidates who wanted him, repaying debts and getting back into the groove of pressing the flesh.

Anyone care to ask how Mr. Cash feels about this? - Ivan

"I have no idea what he went through," says Brazile, who, like many once-close staffers, has had scant contact with her former boss over the last 22 months. "He completely went inside. There was probably a handful of people he kept in touch with. He completely cut off people, as if we had a disease."

No comment - Ivan

It's not unusual for a politician to disappear into a sulk after a big loss. But Gore's retreat from all things Washington was achingly bitter. "Everyone was unprepared for what happened," says Mike Feldman, who worked as Gore's travelling chief of staff. "They were prepared for defeat or victory, but not for this. The campaign had a very unnatural end." One donor says Gore was voluble in putting his own spin on the election, "which basically involved a fair amount of blame for other people and institutions, starting with the Supreme Court, and then Clinton".

The anger and resentment Gore felt for Bill Clinton famously spilled over in an acrimonious meeting between the two, when Gore unloaded his frustration at having to deal with the baggage of the Lewinsky affair, dithering over whether to distance himself or display loyalty. Clinton snapped back, livid about having been excluded from the campaign.

Hillary let her own thoughts be known. Gore lost the election, she told friends, because he couldn't and wouldn't separate his personal anguish over the Lewinsky debacle from his own self-interest.

That would indicate Gore had a conscience. Something we have no proof of. - Ivan

Gore rejects the widely-held criticism within his own party that he ruined what could have been a landslide because he refused to acknowledge Clinton's soiled legacy. But Gore needs Bill Clinton's support now maybe more than ever. Viewed by many of the party faithful as a symbol of defeat and the past, he isn't the obvious standard-bearer to counter the powerful voice of the White House.

And of course, he needs Hillary too. With Senator Clinton eyeing a return to the White House in 2008, her immediate priority is getting a Democrat elected to the White House in 2004. Perhaps a more insightful anecdote about a man who, in private these days, favours lingo like "strategic frame analysis" and "meta-narrative" is the afternoon he came alive in front of his students at the Columbia School of Journalism.

Having brought Alan Greenspan in to talk about coverage of the economy, Gore was being "wonky, very Gorian", going on about what an economic recovery might look like, sketching graphs, saying that in one version it might look like an L, and, in another, like a U.

Then he said something to the effect of: If it gets really chaotic, it would look like this, drawing a W. As difficult as it is to picture, Al Gore and Alan Greenspan then celebrated their naughty joke with a high-five.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Tennessee; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: albertgoreii; albertgorejunior; algore; algoreisnotmyprez; details; election; gore; greenspan; mrsnippy; noicedtea4me; stillneedsajob
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To: Husker24
I wonder who'd be the perfect actor to play Al in a movie about his life?


41 posted on 11/24/2002 9:06:25 AM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: dennisw
I have said forever that al gore has Asperger's syndrome which is a mild form of Autism. The man just isn't right.Now iit is a pitiable sight to see him wandering around with aromatherapy candles trying to be authentic. The man has no self in terms of a personality, authenticity, energy, etc,,he is essentially a robot with a lack of feeliing or human connectedness. Tipper rescued him from aloneness and pities him I suspect. As do his daughters. He is a very sad man. Soon he will be a laughingstock,,he descended to that with me when he did that phony repulsive kiss of Tipper but it was glossed over. Soon, everyone will avert eyes and murmur as he passes too kind and compassionate to jeer at him. The poor man.
42 posted on 11/24/2002 9:18:38 AM PST by cajungirl
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To: MadIvan
"They let other cars on the road with me now! It slows you down."

The "man of the people" has spoken.

Can anyone imagine what a hairy ass-whipping Bush v. Gore II will be? I'd trot out all the comments from former Gore staffers about how glad they were Bush was in the White House post-Eleventh. "Those who knew him (that version of him) best, do not trust him in a crisis."

43 posted on 11/24/2002 9:29:38 AM PST by Jonathon Spectre
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To: ErnBatavia
That has to be the grossest picture I have ever seen! I threw up and crapped at the same time! If I have nightmares,it's your fault!
44 posted on 11/24/2002 9:38:28 AM PST by clintonsgohome
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To: MadIvan

45 posted on 11/24/2002 9:42:10 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: MadIvan
Comback kid Gore unveils cuddlier image.

YEP! He sure does

CLICK HERE Smoochy! Smoochy! Huggy, Kissy

I tried to post the picture on this site, but for some reason it didn't show up when I previewed.

46 posted on 11/24/2002 9:47:45 AM PST by Spunky
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To: MadIvan
A Time /CNN survey conducted last week reported that 61 per cent of Democrats said they would like to see Gore run for president in 2004

Hmmm 61% of Democrats? ... but nothing about the country as a whole ..

Go ahead and run Al .. that is if you can figure out who you are by then ..

47 posted on 11/24/2002 10:02:19 AM PST by Mo1
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To: cajungirl
I have said forever that al gore has Asperger's syndrome which is a mild form of Autism.

You could be right. I would phrase it as a streak of Asperger's syndrome. Kind of a like a screw missing put you just can't quite put your finger on it. Plain oblivious about certain important matters. And robotic. Do you remember the disco party he held after he gave up all claims after the Supreme Court decision of Dec 2000? Bizarre photos of the man. Then he let's himself go and grows a beard for months while allegedly teaching university courses at Colombia and elsewhere.

48 posted on 11/24/2002 10:33:54 AM PST by dennisw
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To: dennisw
Yeah,,,there is something passing strange about a grown man in his fifties struggling with the kind of things 12 year olds do,,how do I get popular? Who am I? Should I be nicer? Yadda,,he is stunted. Still pitiable.
49 posted on 11/24/2002 10:42:59 AM PST by cajungirl
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To: MadIvan
The less annoying,self deprecating, more realistic version of Al Gore...could this be the next incarnation?
50 posted on 11/24/2002 11:08:17 AM PST by Dutchgirl
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To: MadIvan
That book title, Joined at the Heart, makes me think of those TV programs about surgically separating Siamese twins.

The author, Orla Healy, doesn't understand Hillary's situation very well--the last thing she wants is for a Democrat other than herself to win the White House in 2004 (unless perchance she is the VP).

The Democrats should draw a lesson from the 2002 World Series. It was a great series despite the fact it was played between two "wild card" teams--teams which failed to win their own divisions in the regular season. For an exciting primary season in 2004, the Democrats need to get their other also-rans to try once more: McGovern, Mondale and Dukakis.

51 posted on 11/24/2002 11:25:39 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

52 posted on 11/24/2002 11:35:53 AM PST by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55
EEEKKKKK!!! Don't ever scare me like that again!! LOL!
53 posted on 11/24/2002 12:26:46 PM PST by dsutah
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To: Polybius
***It's always about them! The United States this. The United States that.***

ROTFL
54 posted on 11/24/2002 12:35:17 PM PST by kitkat
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To: ConservativeMan55
Albright, Half-Bright, and Not-Bright?
55 posted on 11/24/2002 12:36:16 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: MadIvan
So Hillary thinks Gore lost the election because "he couldn't and wouldn't separate his personal anguish over the Lewinsky debacle from his own self-interest"?

That can be taken in different ways, but Hillary seems to be saying that the ultimate standard in politics is one's own self-interest.

I doubt Gore had any "anguish" over the Lewinsky affair other than worrying about potential negative fall-out for himself or other Democratic candidates. Hillary must think that Bill could have won the election for Al by campaigning with him, but Al blew it by being squeamish. Gore probably had better instincts on this one--the 2002 elections have cast doubt on Bill Clinton's ability to sway those who are not already part of the Democrat base.

Of course, Gore and the Democratic leadership could have positioned him to have a much better chance of winning in 2000--if they had banded together in the days after Monica Lewinsky's name first became public and had forced Clinton to resign.

56 posted on 11/24/2002 12:48:48 PM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: FreepLady
Dear FL,

Me too which is why I post it, as well as the laugh I get every time I see O' AllBore. What a joke! Thanks for the note.
57 posted on 11/24/2002 3:12:53 PM PST by jws3sticks
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