Comeback kid Gore unveils cuddlier image (VOMITING TILL YOU DIE ALERT)

Sunday Independent (Ireland) ^ | November 24, 2002 | Orla Healy

[Richard Kimball]

I wonder who'd be the perfect actor to play Al in a movie about his life?

[cajungirl]

I have said forever that al gore has Asperger's syndrome which is a mild form of Autism. The man just isn't right.Now iit is a pitiable sight to see him wandering around with aromatherapy candles trying to be authentic. The man has no self in terms of a personality, authenticity, energy, etc,,he is essentially a robot with a lack of feeliing or human connectedness. Tipper rescued him from aloneness and pities him I suspect. As do his daughters. He is a very sad man. Soon he will be a laughingstock,,he descended to that with me when he did that phony repulsive kiss of Tipper but it was glossed over. Soon, everyone will avert eyes and murmur as he passes too kind and compassionate to jeer at him. The poor man.

[Jonathon Spectre]

"They let other cars on the road with me now! It slows you down."

The "man of the people" has spoken.

Can anyone imagine what a hairy ass-whipping Bush v. Gore II will be? I'd trot out all the comments from former Gore staffers about how glad they were Bush was in the White House post-Eleventh. "Those who knew him (that version of him) best, do not trust him in a crisis."

[clintonsgohome]

That has to be the grossest picture I have ever seen! I threw up and crapped at the same time! If I have nightmares,it's your fault!

[areafiftyone]

[Spunky]

Comback kid Gore unveils cuddlier image.

YEP! He sure does

CLICK HERE Smoochy! Smoochy! Huggy, Kissy

I tried to post the picture on this site, but for some reason it didn't show up when I previewed.

[Mo1]

A Time /CNN survey conducted last week reported that 61 per cent of Democrats said they would like to see Gore run for president in 2004

Hmmm 61% of Democrats? ... but nothing about the country as a whole ..

Go ahead and run Al .. that is if you can figure out who you are by then ..

[dennisw]

I have said forever that al gore has Asperger's syndrome which is a mild form of Autism.

You could be right. I would phrase it as a streak of Asperger's syndrome. Kind of a like a screw missing put you just can't quite put your finger on it. Plain oblivious about certain important matters. And robotic. Do you remember the disco party he held after he gave up all claims after the Supreme Court decision of Dec 2000? Bizarre photos of the man. Then he let's himself go and grows a beard for months while allegedly teaching university courses at Colombia and elsewhere.

[cajungirl]

Yeah,,,there is something passing strange about a grown man in his fifties struggling with the kind of things 12 year olds do,,how do I get popular? Who am I? Should I be nicer? Yadda,,he is stunted. Still pitiable.

[Dutchgirl]

The less annoying,self deprecating, more realistic version of Al Gore...could this be the next incarnation?

[Verginius Rufus]

That book title, Joined at the Heart, makes me think of those TV programs about surgically separating Siamese twins.

The author, Orla Healy, doesn't understand Hillary's situation very well--the last thing she wants is for a Democrat other than herself to win the White House in 2004 (unless perchance she is the VP).

The Democrats should draw a lesson from the 2002 World Series. It was a great series despite the fact it was played between two "wild card" teams--teams which failed to win their own divisions in the regular season. For an exciting primary season in 2004, the Democrats need to get their other also-rans to try once more: McGovern, Mondale and Dukakis.

[ConservativeMan55]

[dsutah]

EEEKKKKK!!! Don't ever scare me like that again!! LOL!

[kitkat]

***It's always about them! The United States this. The United States that.***

ROTFL

[Verginius Rufus]

Albright, Half-Bright, and Not-Bright?

[Verginius Rufus]

So Hillary thinks Gore lost the election because "he couldn't and wouldn't separate his personal anguish over the Lewinsky debacle from his own self-interest"?

That can be taken in different ways, but Hillary seems to be saying that the ultimate standard in politics is one's own self-interest.

I doubt Gore had any "anguish" over the Lewinsky affair other than worrying about potential negative fall-out for himself or other Democratic candidates. Hillary must think that Bill could have won the election for Al by campaigning with him, but Al blew it by being squeamish. Gore probably had better instincts on this one--the 2002 elections have cast doubt on Bill Clinton's ability to sway those who are not already part of the Democrat base.

Of course, Gore and the Democratic leadership could have positioned him to have a much better chance of winning in 2000--if they had banded together in the days after Monica Lewinsky's name first became public and had forced Clinton to resign.

[jws3sticks]

Dear FL,

Me too which is why I post it, as well as the laugh I get every time I see O' AllBore. What a joke! Thanks for the note.