DFU CHRISTMAS 2002 SONG: Jingle Bells (for Tommy Boy) 11-30-02

DFU CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - JINGLE BELLS - first version, jingbell

Daschle's in the snow…we rub it right in his face
If we had the chance…he'd meet Mr. Mace
This obstructionist…did not get his way
The voters said, "Hey Tommy Boy, your game we will not play"

Jingle bells, Daschle smells…his Christmas is sad
He has been sent to his room because he's been very bad
Jingle bells, Daschle smells…his Christmas is sad
He has been sent to his room because he's been very bad

He had such big plans…he thought RATS were doing fine
But when they had lost…you could hear them whine
I will cheer him up after his big flush
So, Tommy, here's a radio that's always tuned to Rush

Jingle bells, Daschle smells…his Christmas is sad
He has been sent to his room because Tommy has been bad
Jingle bells, Daschle smells…his Christmas is sad
He has been sent to his room because he's been very bad

[doug from upland]

Hello song ping list. I'm back from a week's vacation in Florida and ready to go for some wonderful Christmas songs. This is the first. Dedicated Christians, don't worry. I only parody the totally secular ones.

[MeekOneGOP]

So, Tommy, here's a radio that's always tuned to Rush....

[doug from upland]

Thanks for the great addition to the thread.

[MeekOneGOP]

My pleasure, FRiend !

[rockfish59]

I'd love to see a 'Twilight Zone' made with Daschle as the hardcore socialist that he is, and he comes to find that he's suddenly transported to 'Conservativeville', where there's no relief from the 'Vast Right Wingers'

With his gnashing of teeth and whining, I think it's already happened!!! =0)

[doug from upland]

It has indeed happened. He is living his nightmare.

[dutchess]

Hi Doug! We JUST returned from Florida too. Spent the week with my folks in Key West. Even your most raunchy parodies has nothing on some of what we saw down there LOL.

Loved your first Christmas parody of the season. Looking forward to many many more.

BTW, did you get and work done on the CD while in Fla???

[doug from upland]

I hope Tommy also enjoyed it. No work on the CD. Mrs. DFU wanted this to be a vacation, not a FReeper event. It's going to be up to gonzo. :)