Cats "discovered" the hand of a suicide terrorist *Unbelievable

Ynet (Translated by me) ^ | 12/19/02 | Eli Snior

[yonif]

The hand of a human, that was found today (Wed.) at the city garden of Rishon Le Zion, belongs as it look to a suicide terrorist that blew himself up in the city a few months ago, police officials believe.

This strange story began in the morning hours, when a few city workers who were working in the public garden show a group of cats that were dragging something on the ground. When they got near, they saw it was a hand of a mature person, which is in extensive decomposing conditions.

To the place were called up the people of the Forensic Science department of the police, and they said they believed, after a short investigation, that it is the hand of the suicide terrorist who blew up in May 22 of this year in the are. The place is where the chess tables are set. The terrorist intialized the bomb that he carried and due to that 2 human beings were killed: Gary Taosniaski, 65, and Almer Dzibrialov, 16.

The hand, that was discovered about 70 meters from the place of the terrorist attack, as it looks, fell far away as a result of the powerfullness of the bomb and was never found. The fact no human being in the area reported a hand being cut off strengthed this believe.

The hand was sent to the forensic sciences lab and the final results will be available in a few days.

[yonif]

--Translated by Me--

[woofie]

I have to hand it to you....good job

[The Great Satan]

Look what the cat brought in!

[yonif]

sorry for all my spelling and grammer mistakes :)

[Dan Day]

I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips.
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.

My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off,
I really don't know why.
For now each time I kiss it
I get bloodstains on my tie.

I'm sorry now I killed you,
For our love was something fine,
And till they come to get me
I shall hold your hand in mine.

-- Tom Lehrer

[null and void]

Not bad. Very readable translation. Thank you.

[Kaiwen]

Found a pic of the suspect:

[Minutemen]

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.

[null and void]

I thought he was a pali, not from Hamburg...

[swarthyguy]

Hand jive, Hand jive,
Do that crazy hand jive -Eric Clapton

What is sound of one hand clapping....

[RandallFlagg]

Great, now just give it to John Kerry and you'll have two castmembers of The Addams Family: Lurch and Thing.

[barker]

Hand jive, Hand jive, Do that crazy hand jive -

Great, just great. Now you've really done it. I'm going to be singing that song over and over the rest of the night and probably tomorrow too. ;-)

[RnMomof7]

[American in Israel]

These Islam-0-kazis splatter pretty good. I remember one picture from a shot in the shopping district downtown jerusalem where the perps head was just sitting in the gutter upright about 50 feet from where he popped. It looked like he was standing in a drain gutter with just his head showing. There were blood stains two storys up on the shops from where his midsection splattered.

Most of them wrap their "privates" in several layers of towels , the idea is to keep the important parts safe for use in "heaven".

Goes to show you how smart these boys are, they want to go to the great whore house in the sky, but then wrap explosives around their waist. No wonder the 72 virgins remain virgin forever!

[Consort]

...Here, kitty-kitty, over here.

[BRO68]

To the place were called up the people of the Forensic Science department......

What a nice grammatical structure.

[RichInOC]

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! !
ALL YOUR HAND ARE BELONG TO US.

[Caipirabob]

Sounds like enough to wrap in pigskin for buriel. Carry on...

NO VIRGINS FOR YOU!!!

[tdadams]

Let's give those cats a hand... oh, nevermind, they'll just get it themselves.

[dennisw]

bttttt