DFU SONG: Cathy's Clown (Sean Penn is Saddam's clown) 12-19-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CATHY'S CLOWN

He went off to Baghdad to show he's so smart
He'd take some nice photos for peace and do his part
But now he's mocked in every town
Hey, dude, look…there is Sean Penn…he's Saddam's clown

The man is a fool…though actor pals think he's cool
He's gonna hear the refrain that he has **** for brains
He's been used just like a tool

They knew he'd be easy as pie to outwit
Tarik Aziz knew he's a useful idiot
Now he is mocked in every town
Hey, dude, look…there is Sean Penn…he's Saddam's clown

The man is a fool…though actor pals think he's cool
He's gonna hear the refrain that he has **** for brains
He's been used just like a tool

It seems that those leftist airheads never learn
It is a shame that we allowed him to return
Now he is mocked in every town
Hey, dude, look…there is Sean Penn…he's Saddam's clown
He's Saddam's clown…he's Saddam's clown

[ErnBatavia]

Obligatory ugly picture:

[doug from upland]

Instead of clown, maybe I should have used a buttboy theme.

[Texaggie79]

[ErnBatavia]

maybe I should have used a buttboy theme.

I'm sure "Jailhouse Rock" would have possibilities...

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Life imitates art.

[Rain-maker]

[mbynack]

I'm glad he went over. I'm not thrilled that he's coming back, though. I wish more celebrities would go over there and I'm taking up a collection to buy one-way tickets for them. Maybe we could even charter a 757.

[doug from upland]

Nicely done.

[doug from upland]

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[Paul Atreides]

[doug from upland]

Excellent. Send it to Sean's publicist.