[ApesForEvolution]

Spam? I didn't ever spam!

Ok, I've spammed. I want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my spamming. It was insensitive and I should've known better.

I'm not proud of it.

But I didn't know I was spamming at the time.

It was innocent.

Alright, I've always been a spammer and I've hung out with spammers..heck, some of my best friends are professional spammers.

In fact, I want to help stamp spamming from the planet. Shoot, we're all spammers.

If this doesn't blow over by tomorrow, I'll have a more complete statement and apology.

If that doesn't work, I'm still not leaving.

Ok, I'll leave.

[Objective Reality]

I don't post "LOL" messages often, but LOL.

[Poohbah]

I just snorted Mountain Dew through my nose...