Report - First human clone born - It's a girl

AFP via Babelfish ^ | December 27, 2002

[Hank Kerchief]

I would want to know where these people did their work, and how many implantations it took to produce this child.

Why?

[Phil V.]

Other suggestions?

Cy?

[MissAmericanPie]

Hasn't the problem with cloning animals been that they have a shortened lifespan (age faster) and have physical disabilities? How could they dare inflict this possibility on a human?

[Cvengr]

Considering their objective was to clone a male Christ (antichrist) it appears they have fallen a bit short.

[Endeavor]

So this explains why Chelsea looks nothing like Bill.

[Green Knight]

Anti-Christ Ping!

Thought this might interest you.

[dogbyte12]

Why?

Oh, if for example it took 57 different women implanted to create one viable fetus it might be nice to know. Did they have some pregnancies like with the sheep, where the fetus was horribly deformed and they aborted at about 5 or 6 months? You know... the small details.

[martin_fierro]

"Here she cooooooooooomes .... that's Kathy's Clone...." <|:)~

[Cvengr]

The real question is,...does it have a soul or spirit?

If not then does it become a body available to unbodied spirits?

[cmsgop]

I think I saw a Show on them once......

[Petronski]

So this explains why Chelsea looks nothing like Bill.

No, that's explained by the night Webb Hubbell showed up at Hillary's back door with a box of whine and a fistful of posies.

[Petronski]

Ugg, box of wine. Interesting slip, though.

[Edward Watson]

LOL! I knew three sisters, identical triplets, who worked for IKON (a photocopier manufacturer). No joke!

[dogbyte12]

Drudge has got the headline up now 15 minutes later. You just have to know he is lurking here.

[APBaer]

"They are extremely spaced-out and flaky."

And they missed the spaceship!

[Hank Kerchief]

...a shortened lifespan (age faster) and have physical disabilities?...

Offspring with these same problems are frequent among those who produce them the usual way. Should we ask, "How could they dare inflict this possibility on a human?" about this method of reproduction also?

Hank

[HAL9000]

Drudge is on it now, with a big 7+ red font headline and the siren.

[Green Knight]

I doubt that was their intention. They cloned a woman, for Pete's sake. Wouldn't a clone of a woman, naturally, be a woman? Though the timing is suspect. I think in that regard you're right, that they were hoping for a Christmas birth. And of course, being female, that'd be more "anti" than a male.

Gotta feel for the girl, though, if she is in fact a clone (Something which I'm not quite prepared to believe, yet). For one, who knows what possibly side effects will result from the cloning process. As someone else pointed out, Dolly didn't exactly have the happiest life. To think they've condemned a human life to suffer who knows what is monstrous in itself. Secondly, even if the kid isn't an "The Anti-Christ", there'll always be people who look at her in that way. Or at the very least as some sort of freak.

Whatever the case, I hope this story is bull. But if it's true, then what these people have done is horrendous. On the level of Mengele. Especially if the child is born with some sort of deformity, or a shortened lifespan.

[Spunky]

coughbullcoughshitcough

So you are the one.

I have been sitting here at my computer accusing my husband or the dog.

[APBaer]

"Duplica, or maybe the more stylish Duplicana."

How about Duplicity, she could be a politician?