[MadIvan]

I wonder what dear old Mr. Sellers would have made of this.

Regards, Ivan

"It would be very simple, Dear Leader...sorry, Mr. President..."

[MadIvan]

Bump!

[fourdeuce82d]

Please God let them open a consulate in suburban Houston please please please. I can imagine few things more entertaining than running a series of scams/pranks on the Stalo-freakazoids.

I'm thinking: door-to-door dildo salesman, drunk mormon missionary, signing them up for chutney-ferret porn magazine subscriptions, panty of the month club, burning paper bag full of dog poo on the doorstep, 50 lbs of .25" ball bearings scattered on the lawn (for the mowers) "Registered Sex Offender Lives Here" signs, road kill in the mailboxes...

And then we move into the surreal...one hundred nuns rollerblading up and down the sidewalk

[ApesForEvolution]

"The Great Leader"...needs a bullet in the cranium and I know just the ape to pull the trigger.

[BlueLancer]

HHEEEE-YYYAAAHHH!