"In a nudist environment, everyone is the same." I doubt it. Suppose Helen Thomas and Brittney Spears were on the nude flight. Are they "the same"?
1 posted on
01/16/2003 2:58:54 PM PST by
HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
LOL!!!!
2 posted on
01/16/2003 3:04:46 PM PST by
upchuck
(Well, they're the same in that neither would be clothed.)
To: HAL9000
What a ripe thread!
"It's not a safety issue.''Yeah? This is my pistol, this is my gun . . . might get you arrested! This thread might go on all night.
3 posted on
01/16/2003 3:06:20 PM PST by
jammer
(We are doing to ourselves what Bin Laden could only dream of doing.)
To: HAL9000
''Inappropriate behavior is not condoned,'' said James Bailey, who owns Castaways Travel with his wife, Donna Daniels. ``This is not a Mile High Club, not a bunch of groupies or anything. It's just a fun flight. Dr Evil voice : RIIiiiiiiiiiight.
4 posted on
01/16/2003 3:07:40 PM PST by
Centurion2000
(Darth Crackerhead)
To: HAL9000
''Nude etiquette always requests you take a towel -- you always have a towel between you and the seat,'' he said. I will never look at my airplance seat the same way again, guess I'll be bringing my own towel on future flights
5 posted on
01/16/2003 3:08:28 PM PST by
apackof2
To: HAL9000
"...''We have no regulations pertaining to nudity on board an aircraft,'' said spokeswoman Kathleen Bergen. ``It's not a safety issue.''..." LOL!
Someone, somewhere will not rest until these 'nature lovers' have been whipped into submission...
6 posted on
01/16/2003 3:09:23 PM PST by
DWSUWF
To: HAL9000
The pilots, no doubt, will seek out turbulence...
7 posted on
01/16/2003 3:11:11 PM PST by
ken5050
To: HAL9000
eeeech!
8 posted on
01/16/2003 3:11:20 PM PST by
steveo
(There. There wolf.)
To: HAL9000
Since they will be spending the week at a clothing optional resort as well, they will need no luggage, just the clothes on their back for the transfers and a carry on bag with money and suntan lotion.
This could be the solution to the baggage check requirements.
To: HAL9000
Not even to the blind!
To: HAL9000
Of course, sliding down an exit ramp nekkid to escape a flaming holocaust...not good...my luck, it'd be at O'Hare in a snowstorm...
To: HAL9000
I doubt it. Suppose Helen Thomas and Brittney Spears were on the nude flight. Are they "the same"?
We'd sure as hell find out if the pilot did one of those up/down/whoop-de-doo maneuvers that simulate weightlessness. Helen would probably enjoy her new perky look for a few seconds.
14 posted on
01/16/2003 3:15:58 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
((Bumperootus!))
To: HAL9000
"That's definitely not a gun in your pocket, because you HAVE no pocket..."
15 posted on
01/16/2003 3:17:44 PM PST by
My2Cents
To: HAL9000
You make the call for choosing your seatmate.... 
16 posted on
01/16/2003 3:20:08 PM PST by
ErnBatavia
((Bumperootus!))
To: HAL9000
careful with that seatbelt buckle.
17 posted on
01/16/2003 3:20:31 PM PST by
swarthyguy
(Strategery -- Surgery for a sick world.)
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21 posted on
01/16/2003 3:26:46 PM PST by
paul51
To: HAL9000
No terrorists here!
To: HAL9000
Please return my what to its upright and locked position?!
To: HAL9000
Now if Al-Qaeda hijacks this plane, there will be endless speculation about where they hid the box cutters.
30 posted on
01/16/2003 3:42:46 PM PST by
Loyalist
To: HAL9000
"And no steaming beverages or hot foods will be served -- to avoid any painful spills." This part I don't understand. Arn't hot beverages painful if spilled on clothed people??
Of course, I guess it could be: "Hey there is Brittany. OOps there goes my coffee again.
35 posted on
01/16/2003 4:25:23 PM PST by
sd-joe
(T)
To: HAL9000
"All seatback trays... and anything else you see in front of you... must be in the upright position."
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