[Who is John Galt?]

...one teenager was badly burnt when the hairspray used as the propellant exploded in his face as he prepared to fire.

Definitely time to do something about that deadly hair spray. What does the inimitable G.D. (your governor ;>) have to say about this critical issue? Do we ban hair spray, or simply tax it?

[HiTech RedNeck]

Definitely time to do something about that deadly hair spray.

Wouldn't cooking spray, e.g. Pam, work better? (no water content)

[capitan_refugio]

As you well know, assault potatoes have been outlawed in Kalifornia.