[ActionNewsBill]

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762... Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

My cat wrote this, I'm 100% certain. In the summer Bob brings home a bird or chipmunk at least once a week.

[Darksheare]

NiMH cat brought home a chipmunk captive to question.
Never did get to question teh prisoner, as the second NiMH let him go, he ran off in absolute terror.
I'm pretty sure that the criminal rodent will never do whatever it was that got him collared in the first place again.

[bert]

....Bob brings home a bird or chipmunk....

Bob is a murderer.