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American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits' (EXCUSE ME? ALERT)
The Times ^ | February 5, 2003 | Janine di Giovanni

Posted on 02/04/2003 3:22:03 PM PST by MadIvan


Quick march: volunteers of the Jerusalem Army, an Iraqi civilian defence unit, at yesterday's parade in Mosul. They had all been given the day off work

AS THE morning chill rose from the River Tigris in Iraq’s most ethnically mixed city, the units began assembling, pulling on white gloves and proudly adjusting military tunics.

Their ranks included grandfathers in ancient helmets, housewives trained to use machineguns, Beduin tribesmen, adolescent cadets marching behind their fathers, Kurds, Assyrian Christians and Sunni Muslims. Everyone got the day off work. All said they were marching in support of President Saddam Hussein and to challenge America and Britain.

“This is a shroud for Tony Blair!” said Ramadhan Pito Khanu, the Kurdish leader, as he thrust his white-gloved hand — his gloves were a pair of white socks — in the air.

The al-Quds Army — the Jerusalem Army — is a civilian defence unit set up by Saddam in the spring of 2001 to liberate Jerusalem from Israeli rule and, more immediately, to show solidarity with the Palestinian intifada. Since then it has attracted a third of the Iraqi population.

The army’s core is a paramilitary unit whose aim is to march to Jerusalem, but for now its rank and file are intent on defending Iraq. Yesterday was its first grand show of force. They were marching to commemorate the 12th anniversary since the last Gulf War; now they are focusing on the next one.

“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,” said Muntaha abdel abi-Habi, 45, a Ministry of Justice clerk who has undergone two eight-week military training sessions. Mrs abi-Habi came with her proud son, Muhammad, 13. He has undergone basic training; his mother knows how to fire a mortar.

By 10am tens of thousands were marching up the hill from Celebration Square towards Mosul’s old city walls. The units were divided by their work and their region. They marched in strict formation, knees high and right arms swinging. Some had elaborate outfits. The Kurds wore traditional shalushabets tied with colourful cummerbunds. The doctors wore smart uniforms with white scarves.

The factory workers wore dusty boiler suits.

A line of camouflaged technicians with mounted anti-aircraft weapons brought up the rear, but the highlight was a dozen shaheeds — suicide bombers — dressed in white shrouds. They had fake Semtex strapped to their chests and carried fake sticks of dynamite and grenades. They chanted and carried a banner proclaiming: “We are ready for martyrdom.”

Some of the warriors looked more enthusiastic than others, but all had photographs of Saddam pinned to their chests and many complained that Israel and oil were America’s chief reasons for wanting war.

The most vocal were the women, who marched in khakis with platform shoes, or in long black tops and skirts with headscarves. One unit was led by a tiny woman in combat gear wielding a sword.

An estimated quarter of Iraq’s women are volunteer fighters. They are trained to strip down a rifle and to throw a grenade. They have also learnt how to skin and disembowel a rabbit. It was a skill, one woman said, that would come in handy if she ran into any American soldiers.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: District of Columbia; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: blair; bunnies; bush; homeguard; iraq; saddam; tasteslikechicken; uk; usa
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To a Briton these people are recognisable as being the "Dad's Army" (Home Guard) of Iraq - a token force of resistance, more for show than for actual use. A closer historical parallel is the Volksturm, which was the last line of defence for Nazi Germany too - and got crushed.

The whole rabbits thing is odd. I guess that they are using Monty Python and the Holy Grail as a training video.


"Next week, we will learn how to say 'Ni!'"

Regards, Ivan

1 posted on 02/04/2003 3:22:03 PM PST by MadIvan
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To: carl in alaska; Cautor; GOP_Lady; prairiebreeze; veronica; SunnyUsa; Delmarksman; Sparta; ...
Bump!
2 posted on 02/04/2003 3:22:27 PM PST by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Actually, I'd give the Volkssturm a plus over these guys...we aren't about to do anything near what the Russians pulled in Germany in 1945..That motivated the Volkssturm in SPADES. At least in the east..
3 posted on 02/04/2003 3:26:31 PM PST by Braak (Democrats...always on the wrong side of history...since 1945.)
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To: MadIvan
As if any of these people have a choice in participating in these "exercises"...

What I would love to know is-are we having any success in helping stage a coup or otherwise have Saddam and sons assasinated? Some of the insiders must be feeling a bit nervous at this point. Saddam is getting old and feeble minded and I doubt any would take a bullet for Uday.

4 posted on 02/04/2003 3:27:12 PM PST by riri
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5 posted on 02/04/2003 3:27:24 PM PST by montag813
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To: MadIvan
who marched in khakis with platform shoes,

ANOTHER excellent reason to invade Iraq. To liberate these women from having to endure such serious crimes of fashion! ;-)

6 posted on 02/04/2003 3:27:50 PM PST by Happygal
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To: MadIvan
"When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,..”

That's neither Hare nor there.
7 posted on 02/04/2003 3:28:19 PM PST by duckman (all ducked up with no place to go..)
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To: MadIvan
One unit was led by a tiny woman in combat gear wielding a sword.
This is sort of touching, in a perverse sort of way.

I hope our warlords in the Pentegon can develop a way to destroy Iraq's political and military elites without hurting these little ones, these toy soldiers with their pointy swords and their pictures of a leering madman pinned to their shirts.
8 posted on 02/04/2003 3:29:41 PM PST by Asclepius (hater of poets)
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They have also learnt how to skin and disembowel a rabbit. It was a skill, one woman said, that would come in handy if she ran into any American soldiers.

She'd better be careful about messing with rabbits.

9 posted on 02/04/2003 3:29:46 PM PST by VRWCmember
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“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits...”

I don't know, but I think I'm more weirded-out than intimidated...

10 posted on 02/04/2003 3:30:17 PM PST by Future Snake Eater
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>>>>>>The most vocal were the women<<<<<<

Redundency Alert! Redundency Alert!
11 posted on 02/04/2003 3:31:50 PM PST by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat)
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To: MadIvan
“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,” said Muntaha abdel abi-Habi, 45, a Ministry of Justice clerk who has undergone two eight-week military training sessions.


12 posted on 02/04/2003 3:32:07 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: MadIvan
Eat us like rabbits? Hmmm. That's weird. Maybe it lost something in the translation.

LOL
13 posted on 02/04/2003 3:32:32 PM PST by Morrigan
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To: MadIvan
I was thinking more along these lines for a movie inspiration about rabbits.

Besides, that rabbit from Grail was dynamite!
14 posted on 02/04/2003 3:33:05 PM PST by Brian Mosely
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“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,”

As bluster goes, that's not too bad. She certainly gets points for creativity. She might, though, just be out of touch. Maybe she thinks Jimmy Carter is still president.


15 posted on 02/04/2003 3:36:09 PM PST by Nick Danger (Heave la France)
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"When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits"

Speaking of rabbits, they holding Elmer Fudd?.....Silly Iwackee's hehehehehe.

16 posted on 02/04/2003 3:36:20 PM PST by FreeCanuckistan
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Be vewwy, vewwy, quiet. I'm hunting wabbit. Scwewy Amewicans!

17 posted on 02/04/2003 3:39:43 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: MadIvan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Iraqis will eat us like rabbits, and I just heard that the French promised to eat us like snails. The North Koreans promised to eat us like grass.

I'm feeling like a buffet restaurant.

18 posted on 02/04/2003 3:41:06 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: FreeCanuckistan
Just show 'em the new razors and jars of Nads we brought 'em, and they'll ditch those AK-47's in a heartbeat........
19 posted on 02/04/2003 3:43:28 PM PST by Viking2002
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To: MadIvan

This is what happened to the Iraqis who DIDN'T surrender to journalists and drones.

20 posted on 02/04/2003 3:44:25 PM PST by wimpycat (US: Masters of our Domain...France: Morally bankrupt "old Europe")
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