[Defiant]

This guy Ritter just won't quit. Note that there is no mention of his prediliction for little girls.

[TC Rider]

I hope Scott can stay focused.

Run, run, Ritter, Ritter!

[Ouachita]

"Scott Ritter, 42, speaking at the Foreign Correspondents' Club of Japan in Tokyo, said that there was no evidence that Iraq had acquired weapons of mass destruction since 1998,....."

Yeah right.
Like I'm gonna believe anything that this idiot has to say.

[apillar]

IT CAN"T BE A SCOTT RITTER THREAD WITHOUT.........

***BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND***

Baby Got Back
with apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot

Oh my god, Becky, look at her
She's Soooo Young....
She looks like one of Scott Ritter's girlfriends
Who understands those weapons inspectors anyway...
He only talks to her because she looks like a total pre-teen, ok?
I mean her chest, it's just so flat
I can't believe it's soooo flat
It's just, like, non-existent
I mean, her and Scott..It's gross!
Like, she only just turned fourteen...

I like young girls and I can not lie
Even the undercover cops can't deny
That when a teen girl walks in
with an itty bitty chest
And some peachfuzz in my face
I get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz I notice that bra was stuffed
Deep in the training bra she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
The Police tried to warn me
But with that young butt you got
Me so horny!

Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me, cuz you
just barely reached puberty.

I've seen them at school dancin'
The hell with romancin!
She sweat, wet, member of 8th grade set.

I'm tired of magazines
sayin a man with a teen is a bad, bad, thing
Take the average pedophile and ask him that
He'll say she's gotta be flat, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has she got a jail-bait butt? (hell yeah)
Well tell her to shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it,
shake that jail-bait butt.
Baby got Back

(Angel face with Junior High booty)

I like'em young and small
Up against the Bugerking Bathroom wall
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you to the bathroom stall
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz older women were made for boys
I wannem real young and supple
With the Olsen twins, I'd take a double
Uh oh! Scotty's in trouble!
Beggin' for a piece of that lil' bubble
So I'm lookin' at a Britney Spears video
Watchin' this bimbo walkin' like a hoe
You can have that bimbo
I'd take Britney's little sister though
A word of warning to you mothers and fathers
I wanna get with your teenage daughters
I won't cus or hit em
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna spank
my monkey in the Burgerking john.
Baby, I got it goin on
The Police won't like this song
Cuz them punks want to cuff and stuff me
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
Wanna get my weapon-of-mass-destruction on

So chicks...(Yeah), chicks (yeah)
Do you wanna watch me play with my little stick? (yeah)
Then turn around
Pull it out
Even chunky old white men got to shout
Baby got back

(Angel face with the Junior-High booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
The law and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 14

If your not old enough to drive a Honda
Never heard of workout tapes by Fonda
Then your old enough for the back seat of my Honda.
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got a curfew hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't grow up
Boy's your age wanna play that nintendo
and tell you that your chest needs to grow
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the judge says you're too young
Well that ain't the song I sung
Cuz your waist is small and
your lack of curves is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the twenty-something dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me your little sister I can't resist her
can't keep her out too late or momma might miss her
Some prosecuting attorney tried to dis
Cuz young girls were on my AOL chat list
He had game but he chose to forget em
So I'll keep pulling up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if your Mom and Dad just left town
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Scudalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

[unspun]

"Ritter called on Japanese to "get engaged. What's happening in the Middle East does have an impact on Japan."

This could actually help -- could shame the Japanese some and get them more engaged with the real USA, not kooks.

[Cachelot]

Note that there is no mention of his prediliction for little girls.

Of course not. Japan is the pedophile's Mecca - they only stopped distributing child porn pretty recently, after much pressure, and probably half-heartedly.

[Space Wrangler]

Well, I know when I am forming an opinion on world events or political topics, my first thought often turns to the Japanese, and what they think. It's always very important for us to consider WWJD (What would Japan do?)!!! LOL!!

Can some PLEASE, for the love of pete, get some details on Ritter's proclivities. Has the smokinggun.com out with any mug shots, or arrest reports of Ritter? Someone please, PLEASE shut this idiot up!

[CyberAnt]

Hmmmm? Why can't we revoke his passport ...??

[MoGalahad]

This guy Ritter is a traitor and should not be allowed back in the country. Thankfully, I doubt that the Japanese will be dumb enough to listen to his ranting and raving.

[HeadOn]

Will somebody please cold-cock this guy? I can't reach him from here.

[finnman69]

Here ya go Scott...