[HoneyBoo]

For everyone who hates the West Wing -- LOL!

[ricpic]

We must examine the entrails. And speak to the shamen. And watch for a sign. Then a sacri..........

[Happy2BMe]

I voted for Saddam and all I got was this bloody T-Shirt!

Act III

Pres. Sheen addresses the nation: My fellow Americans. As you may have heard, New York was bombed today, and like you, I'm totally bummed. But what we need to ask ourselves is, what did we do to make these fine religious wayfarers from the Middle East so angry? Where did we fail them? Accordingly, I'm sending Ambassador Jesse Jackson to the Middle East for a big kum ba ya and to solicit donations from the mullahs for the Rainbow Coalition. I have also instructed Secretary of State Sheryl Crow to write a Song for New York, which will be recorded with "Artistes Making Statements," including Susan Sarandon, Carrot Top, and Pee Wee Herman!

Aide bursts in: Mr. President, looks like there's a bomb headed right for the White House. What should we do, sir?

Pres. Sheen: That wasn't in the script. Get me rewrite! Get me rewrite!

[exDemMom]

I guess I watched about 2 minutes of the first episode of the West Wing. That was how long it took me to determine that it was some lefty's pipe-dream of the perfect Clinton presidency. How disgusting.

If only your parody was real. Then there would be no more episodes of that truly horrific series.