[LiteKeeper]

paleeeeeze!

[Dacus943]

"A West Yorkshire head teacher has banned books containing stories about pigs from the classroom in case they offend Muslim children"

How about Muslim Schools including books containing stories about Pigs so that Christian Students are not offended???

[Ciexyz]

Somebody break the news to Porky Pig.

[anobjectivist]

poor kids, they'll never learn about bill clinton

[Uncle George]

E-ORE you might as well give up, piglet wont be in your woods anymore.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"In related news, Porky Pig has launched a $3 million lawsuit citing 'restraint of trade'."

[caisson71]

Somehow the story of the "3 Little Goats" doesn't have the same ring to it.

[Paul Atreides]

Yet, it's okay to promote homosexuals to Christian children.

[erkyl]

Interesting that when THEY are in the majority, they want to control what goes on in their schools. But when Christians are in the majority, the Muslims STILL think THEY should get to control what goes on in our schools (i.e. no Christmas parties, no Valentine parties, no mention of God in song, pledge or book, etc.) I guess they get to have it both ways...since they are the religion of peace, and all.

[Consort]

Yep, we did this story.

[Mr. Mojo]

One story featuring pigs that all schoolkids everywhere (over 12 years of age) should read is George Orwell's Animal Farm.

[TBall]

This little piggy went wee wee wee all over osama's dead corpse.

[Welsh Rabbit]

Mrs Harris said in a statement: "Recently I have been aware of an occasion where young Muslim children in class were read stories about pigs. "We try to be sensitive to the fact that for Muslims talk of pigs is offensive."

After further researching Muslim culture in order to find additional ways to be more sensitive towards Muslim children, Mrs. Harris issued another statement: "Recently I have been made aware that Muslim children find coed education offensive. In fact, many feel females have no place in education at all. Effective immediately, all female students will be expelled, and all women's teaching positions will be terminated. I am announcing my resignation at this time as well."

[jocon307]

Our culture is under assault. HAVE MORE CHILDREN!!!!!

[LonePalm]

Some books are more equal than others.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Tabi Katz]

As a Jew, I am forced to applaud the ban on pig talk. But I insist we also prohibit any mention of shellfish. And we must NEVER allow milk in the school cafeteria on days when meat is served.

Please!!