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| 17 Mar 03
| SirChas
Posted on 03/17/2003 6:58:52 PM PST by SirChas
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To: SirChas
"I'm not touching it!" Exclaimed Pfc. Donald York of New Haven, CT. When during a visit to the troops ex-president Clinton's penis suddenly jumped out of Mr. Clinton's pants and scurried away.
Secret Service agents at the scene thanked the young military man for the help. "The penis has been jumping off the president more often than ever! You never know where it might be." Said secret service agent Johnson. "It just can't stand ex-president Clinton and we spend most of our time chasing it. Especially when Mrs. Clinton is around. It's terrified of her!"
To: SirChas
" Wow...and I thought I was gonna eat nuthin but MRE's!, HEY GUY'S...FIRE UP THE PIT!"
To: SirChas
I'd squish you--but since you're the only Iraqi who didn't run from the battlefield, I'll go easy on you.
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posted on
03/17/2003 7:26:27 PM PST
by
Wavyhill
To: Jay D. Dyson
Trying to train a "Trouser Lizard", eh?
Best of luck - Hillary's been trying to do that for decades with no results.
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posted on
03/17/2003 7:28:49 PM PST
by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon liberty, it is essential to examine principles - -)
To: SirChas
This has to be a fake! She was in London promoting the new Victoria's Secret catalog!
To: SirChas
No way. The butt isn't big enough.
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posted on
03/17/2003 7:50:00 PM PST
by
Carry_Okie
(Because there are people in power who are truly evil.)
To: ysoitanly
Victoria's Secretion Scatalog! more likely
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posted on
03/17/2003 7:55:22 PM PST
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
("He is a moss-gatherer, and I have been a stone doomed to rolling." Gandalf)
To: SirChas
"You look just like that guy who was the original liberal on Crossfire"
To: TheLurkerX
No, no, no. Hillary's a snake. That reptile obviously has legs. Indeed, I believe that is the Senior Senator from New York.
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:15:22 PM PST
by
El Gato
To: B4Ranch
ping
To: Britton J Wingfield
What did you say?...
I said get out of my sunlight
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:46:06 PM PST
by
jimlilko
(How about the servers won't take capital letters!)
To: Britton J Wingfield
Lil Fella, I'm giving you fair warning. We are going to level this place, so find yourself a darn good hiding place before the shit hits the fan.
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posted on
03/17/2003 8:58:22 PM PST
by
B4Ranch
(Keep America safe! Thank the troops for our freedom.)
To: SirChas
I told you before, I don't need auto insurance.
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posted on
03/17/2003 9:14:15 PM PST
by
Larry381
To: BenLurkin
It's not Hillary. That reptile has legs. <p< And, they're not big fat ones, either!
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posted on
03/17/2003 9:58:15 PM PST
by
blondee123
(WAR: Saddams choice, not ours!)
To: isthisnickcool
"I'm not touching it!" Exclaimed Pfc. Donald York of New Haven, CT. When during a visit to the troops ex-president Clinton's penis suddenly jumped out of Mr. Clinton's pants and scurried away. Secret Service agents at the scene thanked the young military man for the help. "The penis has been jumping off the president more often than ever! You never know where it might be." Said secret service agent Johnson. "It just can't stand ex-president Clinton and we spend most of our time chasing it. Especially when Mrs. Clinton is around. It's terrified of her!"
Okay, this one's not going to be surpassed....LOL
-Eric
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posted on
03/18/2003 4:14:31 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: SirChas
Is this where they are shooting the Taco Bell comercial?
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posted on
03/18/2003 4:29:29 AM PST
by
Arpege92
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