Memorandum from Dennis Miller to anti-war protesters - BIN LADEN WANTS YOU DEAD, TOO.

The World Tribune ^ | 22 March, 2003

[Paradox]

Hah! What do you know, just announced, that guy is going to hold a press conference any minute now :)

[bucephalus]

Well he's back and givin' us the straight skinny. I hope the Chinese reporters get to ask questions.

[Enduring Freedom]

As previously predicted, Dennis Miller is the real thing.

Need more proof?

He deserves our respect and support without reservation.

[Wilhelm Tell]

ALL YOUR CAPS LOCK KEYS ARE BELONG TO US.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

HeHe..!

[fightinJAG]

Miller time bump!

[PGalt]

Miller on MSNBC with Walter Mondale (so sorry about the typo I meant Phil Donahue) a couple of weeks ago was classic television. It was a snapshot of us vs. them. The battle is the battle for men's minds, and Miller showed it's hard to do battle with the mindless. When they default their minds to people like Bill Clinton or Saddam Hussein, we are left with battling...all enemies domestic and foreign.

[zook]

"So you're an Oppressor of Education? Now I know who to blame. "

Yep, I'm the guy. Seriously, I fight a non-stop battle against the idiocy of the public schools.

[Renatus]

I can't forget the time Dennis Miller had Jocelyn Elders on
his show and bragged on her and praised her and made fun of
those who said she was stupid (which she is).

[sinkspur]

This is a hoax. The guy who wrote this lives in Wichita Falls, Texas. He was on Mark Davis' show on WBAP-820 in Dallas-Ft. Worth last week.

[gcruse]

As I read that, I thought it was a little cheesy for Miller, and started to opine what Mark Steyn could do with the same material. Aha! The IHT got sucked in. Good. You'd think they would have checked with Miller before using stuff that they thought was his, woodencha?

[CFC__VRWC]

5) SADDAM AND BIN LADEN WILL NOT SEEK UNITED NATIONS APPROVAL BEFORE THEY TRY TO KILL US.

The author should add - "And if they DID seek UN approval, they would get it."

[Happy2BMe]

"I can't forget the time Dennis Miller had Jocelyn Elders on his show and bragged on her and praised her and made fun of those who said she was stupid (which she is)."

Heheh . . I met Jocelyn Elders at an airport once. She is even less impressive in person as she is on television.

A true Clinton zombie.

As for the guy who wrote this (yeah- we know it was not Dennis), he done good.

[joesnuffy]

Bin baby aint to fond of atheists, faggots, or other non fundamentalist muslims either..
Bin laden did say though that although..Saddam is an apostate muslim...and has killed many other muslims..that is really not relevant as today he is killing the enemies of Islam and for that reason alone all muslims must support him...