[zook]

4) IF YOUR ONLY ANTI-WAR SLOGAN IS "NO WAR FOR OIL," SUE YOUR SCHOOL DISTRICT FOR ALLOWING YOU TO SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS AND ROBBING YOU OF THE EDUCATION YOU DESERVE.

As a prof. of education, this one's my favorite.

[bucephalus]

So you're an Oppressor of Education? Now I know who to blame.

I seriously doubt that this is Dennis Miller. A few enlightened lefties like Chris Hitchens (go to CSPAN and find 3/15 video debate - Hitch is sublime)and William Shawcross are against it but seems to me that Miller is a little too glib to alienate his leftie base.