Ranteesi: American leaders in chaos [Hamas alert]

palestine-info.co.uk ^ | Mar 26, 2003, 16:10

[Maedhros]

Gaza- Dr. Abdul Aziz Ranteesi, renowned Hamas Movement leader in the Gaza Strip, has predicted that the American-British coalition against Iraq would be defeated in the end.

Ranteesi said that the USA was on the brink of defeat, noting that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and “the other terrorists were in a state of confusion and collapse”.

He opined that what was happening in Iraq was a Zionist war launched by colonialists on behalf of their “Zionist masters in a bid to actualize Torah prophecies on the establishment of a Jewish state from the Nile to the Euphrates”.

Ranteesi said he was not surprised over the Iraqi steadfastness and resistance especially when compared to the Palestinian steadfastness in face of the Zionist war machine.

He underlined that the Palestinian resistance with modest potentials had recorded impressive steadfastness in face of the powerful Zionist war machine. He explained that the Iraqi army with its huge potentials would no doubt withstand the attacks by “a defeated army”.

The Hamas leader charged the USA of launching an illegitimate and hostile war against the Iraqi people.

[Desecrated]

"He underlined that the Palestinian resistance with modest potentials had recorded impressive steadfastness in face of the powerful Zionist war machine."

This is what you get when you hamstring a nation trying to defend itself: an emboldened enemy.

[N. Theknow]

Dr. Abdul Aziz Ranteesi, renowned Hamas Movement leader in the Gaza Strip,

Gaza strip?

Which funny papers is that in?

Bring back "Far Side."

[dighton]

He opined that what was happening in Iraq was a Zionist war launched by colonialists on behalf of their “Zionist masters in a bid to actualize Torah prophecies on the establishment of a Jewish state from the Nile to the Euphrates”.

Sounds like what's-his-name in The Greek Conservative.

[IowaHawk]

Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: Palestine First!

[wastoute]

I hope somebody is making a list of all these characters that are predicting our defeat here. Start with that pedophile Scott Ritter, add this guy, Sodamn Insane, or course. Who else?

[Poohbah]

Pat Buchanan in drag? :o)

[general_re]

Oh, yeah - whatshisname. Taki Theocokeheadopolous. Or something.

[rocke031]

"I hope somebody is making a list of all these characters that are predicting our defeat here. Start with that pedophile Scott Ritter, add this guy, Sodamn Insane, or course. Who else?"


"Palestine" Peter Jennings definately should be there

[Poohbah]

Taki Theocrapulous?

[hchutch]

Nah... this guy's merely delusional.

Too bad we can't pull a cell-phone stunt. (wink wink, nudge nudge)

[Poohbah]

Naw. I kinda like a fatal version of the FBI trick in The Siege:

EXPLODING PIZZA!

[hchutch]

No no no... too much like the exploding cigars.

But a bomb's a good idea - not much evidence left form one of those.

We could make sure his bomb factory is up to OSHA specs. ;)

[Alouette]

“Zionist masters in a bid to actualize Torah prophecies on the establishment of a Jewish state from the Nile to the Euphrates”.

Torah prophecy will be actualized by the One Above with or without "Zionist" assistance.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Sounds like what's-his-name in The Greek Conservative.

It could be a great, truly great movie title.

Opening scene: A Greek restaurant in an urban setting. A number of men sit around a round table, plates with the remnants of spanakopita, dolmos, pastitsio, moussaka and baklava are scattered around, along with wine glasses, bottles of wine, cordial glasses, ouzo and demitasse cups of coffee. The men are arguing, and one is so vehement he is spraying out spittle between tugs on his harsh European cigarette and slugs out of his ouzo.. He is The Greek Conservative.

[general_re]

It's on the tip of my tongue - hate it when that happens. Taki Theomoronopolous. No, Theofelonious. Whatever. Maybe it was Theocrapulous...

[BlueLancer]

"Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: Palestine First!"

Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: For a Jew-Free America

Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: For the dissolution of the Amen Corner

[Poohbah]

Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: For a Jew-Free America

Actually, it should be:

Buchanan/Ranteesi 2004: Fur ein Judenrein Amerika

Sounds better in the original German.

We shouldn't be so hard on Buchanan, because he lost an uncle at Buchenwald.

The poor man fell out of a guard tower.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

And now I've made myself hungry, dammit.