[piasa]

You know how your mom was with making you wash your hands all the time- but your dad probably never thought about it. Maybe a fascination with germs its proportional to the amount of estrogen in the system.

[Calpernia]

HEY! I resemble that remark!

[SpaceBar]

My mom showed me a clever technique for exiting a public restroom without making physical contact with unclean environmental surfaces. I love that woman.