'Time-Travaler' busted for insider trading

Yahoo : Entertainment News & Gossip ^ | Wednesday March 19, 2003 | Chad Kultgen

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

I wonder where he got the $800 from?

[OXENinFLA]

Is this from the ONION?

[mad puppy]

And when he looked into the past, he didn't see himself being caught? I've struggled with that problem too.

[KarlInOhio]

The sad thing is that the $350 million he made won't be enough to fill up the gas tank on his Time Craft 200 years in the future.

Also, did BatBoy help in the capture.

[IvanT]

Maybe he's Doctor Who, did you guys ever think of that?

[KarlInOhio]

Is this from the ONION?

No, it is from the real news (depending on the definition of real, of course).

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

[MineralMan]

"Is this from the ONION?
"

Nah...Weekly World News, that bastion of truthful reporting. This guy's probably related to Bat Boy. Sheesh!

[Hodar]

"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

So, without a shred of evidence, this guy goes to jail? Meanwhile, Martha Stewart is free; despite volumes of evidence that she intentionally defrauded her stockholders.

I have no problem with search, wiretapping and detective work being done on 'Probable Cause', but I do have problem with lazy police, arresting a person "until he confesses".

[CasearianDaoist]

I wonder what stocks he bought, (great to here that they still speak English that far ahead.

[CasearianDaoist]

here=hear

[94Revolution]

DUH!

He came from the future with the 800 dollars he bought from collectors in his time!

[bolobaby]

Weekly World News - an incredibly reliable source. :-P

[OXENinFLA]

I can't think of where he would have gotten the idea from. ;)

[Centurion2000]

Hmmm ... so much for innocent until proven guilty eh ?

[dirtboy]

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million

I guess this is how Hillary made her $100,000 in cattle "futures"

[CasearianDaoist]

I actually liked that movie.

[AgentEcho]

Here's their website.

Æ

[SquirrelKing]

"Excellent! Let's trade..."

[Mudcat]

Hmmm... sounds suspiciously like the weakly whirl'd knewz to me... what's that url again?

Oh yeah, check out THIS WEBSITE

[FReepaholic]

>>...But I just got caught in the moment...<<

A common inside joke told by time travelers.