Is Sodomy Patriotic?

SF Gate/SF Chronicle ^ | 04/02/03 | Mark Morford

[sgiant]

And then there's the one about the surly Bush-lovin' U.S. Supreme Court, soon to be deciding whether a gay Texas couple violated that state's law by having consensual homosexual sex in the privacy of their own home without first taking the necessary precaution of moving the hell away from homophobic big-haired gul-dang panty-bunched Texas in the first place.

[sgiant]

This IDIOT has gone to far...what is his deal?? Let him know at mmorford@sfgate.com

[Phantom Lord]

Yes, they violated the law. But that is not the question before the Supreme Court.

[dirtboy]

why bother? someone this far around the curve ain't gonna listen to a thing we say to him.

[Hodar]

Is Sodomy Patriotic?

I dunno, I suspect that x42's position is on this would be that it's very patriotic. After all, he did this to us all for 8 years.

[bedolido]

nothing patriotic about a man's penis in another man's ass.

[onedoug]

I believe it's anti-civilizational.

[joyce11111]

I wrote him about his insipid little article.

[xJones]

Which might seem to bode ill for San Francisco and other sexually progressive and enthusiastic cities, places where happy consensual sodomy not only isn't a crime, it's an art form, a cultural revolution, a point of pride.

Hell, you can take classes. You can attend workshops and buy wondrous insertable silicone thingies and pluglike doodads at friendly boutiques and no one blinks an eye just don't tell your mother. Sodomy here isn't just an act, it's a way of life. Our motto: Keep sodomy free, or the terrorists win.

I think he's unhappy. Something about their love of sodomy and if they lose, the terrorists win. Oh, that's it, he doesn't mean Islamic terrorists, he's talking about Americans that don't do sodomy like him. DUH!

[fieldmarshaldj]

"nothing patriotic about a man's penis in another man's ass."

Unless you're French and the penis in question belongs to Saddam and the ass is Chiraq.

[HEY4QDEMS]

How the hell do you accidentally flirt with someone?

[freedomlover]

What you said. Don't waste the electrons.

[lilylangtree]

Now why am I not surprised that the article comes out of San Francisco, the Queer Capital of the World. Sheesh!

[Pearls Before Swine]

How the hell do you accidentally flirt with someone?

I dunno. Maybe bump into him when you're wandering around nekkid minding your own business in the bath house?

[spodefly]

Every time I see a Morford article I know he will reference a penis and anal sex ... if he can't put it in his mouth or poke it up his butt, he doesn't like it.

[eno_]

Look up the definition of sodomy.

[Dimensio]

Hell, you can take classes.

Personally, I think that there's something wrong with a person who feels a need to take such a class, regardless of their sexual orientation.

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Maybe someone can find this... But I remember a survey from maybe 10 years ago that correlated sexual satisfaction and religion. It turned out that people with strong religious people reported higher rates of sexual satisfaction then did people without strong beliefs.

I don't have time to check the net extensively right now; if no one finds this and I get a chance, I may tonight.

[MineralMan]

"Look up the definition of sodomy."

Yes, indeed. There are a number of folks posting nasty messages in this thread who have performed sodomy or had it performed on them (or wished they had). They just don't know it.

[HumanaeVitae]

Whoa. This is a really original article.

"Oh yeah, we're the sexually liberated, healthy ones, while people against gay sex are just a bunch of uptight Bible-beaters...you can't hold us down!" (cue music from any teen-rebellion John Hughes film here).

Haven't heard that one before.

BTW you don't need a terror attack to whittle down the population of San Francisco. The sodomy seems to be doing the trick.