Saddam's Death Confirmed by Russian Contractor Beneath Baghdad in 'Ft. Saddam'

American Computer Scientist Association ^ | April 3, 2003 | Private Russian Telecom Contractor and member of ACSA

[ewing]

Saddam was said to have been 'mortally wounded and near death' by debris knocked loose by bunket busting ordinance ordered by the Allied forces.

The damage to the bunker was so substantial, and Saddam's wounds so significant, that Saddam was taken away 'in a panic' for immediate surgery.

The source indicated that Saddam Hussein succumbed to his injuries, some time within 2 hours of the suprise Allied attack. (at the beginning of the war)

Saddam was taken away from the collapsed bunker with an oxygen mask over his face and and intravenous line, unconscious, bloody and unresponsive. He was conveyed onto an emergency gurney by rescue workers and then taken by Ambulance to a special underground facility.

Upon Saddam's unconcious body arriving at Ft. Saddam, doctors in vain tried to save Saddam Hussein's life. However within two hours after the attack, Saddam Hussein was pronounced dead of brain damage, cerebral blood loss and other complications. (a large piece of the bunker had fallen on him and lacerate his skull and brain pan)

At a brief ceremony, his son Qusay Hussein Al-Tikriti, age 33 was sworn in as the sole Commander in Chief and President of Iraq by the Government Ministry responsible.

[veronica]

[mommadooo3]

It was reported on FR that 'someone' privy to insane's hideout, used a cell phone to pin-point insane's hideout, so it could be bombed.

Where was queasy? (lol)

[Capriole]

What I want to know is, why did Saddam give his kids these pig-Latin names? Uday, Qusay, Igpay, Itshay...

[mollynme]

Also from the link:
QUSAY ORDERS REPUBLICAN GUARD TO BE ISSUED GAS MASKS AND
CHEM. SUITS IN ANTICIPATION FO (sic) HIS DEPLOYMENT OF ILLEGAL
CHEMICAL AND BIO WEAPONS AGAINST COALITION TROOPS 3/23:
Further information indicated that Qusay Hussein has foresworn use of Chemical
or Bio Weapons against the Allied Coalition "until the last moment" due to the
admission of guilt that this would represent before the United Nations.
According to the source, vast quantities of Chemical and Bio Toxins
manufactured at the now vacant Al Muthanna, Al Fallujah and other Chemical
and Bio Warfare Facilities in Northern and Central Iraq, are in storage in the
Underground Command Centers beneath Baghdad at Ft. Saddam, protected
from traditional bombing methods by their depth

[Cincinatus]

ROFL!!

[twigs]

The Russians would know.

The Russians should know. And word would have gotten to Putin. So why have they not told the US? What do they have to gain by holding back this information?

[Enterprise]

Saddam's personal Doctor had a meeting with Saddam's 13 look-a-likes. He said, "Men, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good news - our beloved leader is still alive. Second, the bad news - he has lost both legs and arms and wears a cholostomy bag."

[Constitution Day]

LOL.

As a bonus, those annoying Old Navy commercials featuring her are no longer running.

[Fred Mertz]

Someone once told me, "Never trust a Russian."

[valleygal]

This may have already been posted, but I heard on the radio this morning that someone finally had the chutzpah to ask the Iraqi ambassador to the UN if Saddam was dead. He looked down, to the side and then said, "Well, anyway, this is not about one person. It's about the Iraqi people." :)

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Is this where "information burgers" are made ?

[headsonpikes]

"Saddam is STILL dead"

A curse be upon his mustache, anyway.

[dawn53]

Who was the dude with the great big glasses

Obviously you haven't been paying much attention to FR threads lately. It was Helen Thomas!

[aristeides]

Tim Russert asked the Iraqi ambassador, Al-Douri, that question on Meet the Press Sunday morning.

[Michael.SF.]

Welcome Saddam!
I was really expecting you back in '91.

[dawn53]

Yeah the Iraqi ambassador short of chucked, but then wouldn't confirm that Saddam was alive.

He may be the only honest official in the Iraqi government since he didn't automatically say "Of course Saddam is alive."

[ninenot]

USAY????

Recall the commercial touting some broker's ability to sell stock in an instant when Joe Boss appoints his son as CEO??

[Sangria]

I didn't know if they were speaking of a bunket or a blanker.

[Dionysius]

It wasn't bunket busting ordinance -- it was a huge grain of salt.

[Fiddlstix]

Bump