Conservative Crybabies (Prepare to Puke)

Seattle Weekly ^ | 04/02/03 | Knute Berger

[!1776!]

Your government benefits?

Okay now I'm jealous.

Seems like the government is sending some people checks, while I'm sending the government checks...

How did I get in the wrong line?

[zingzang]

If he did go to college, it was probably at Evergreen College, where that PLO defender Rachel Corrie attended.

[Houmatt]

Freeped and bumped.

[Rippin]

Its all about the children. When the liberals stop promoting the killing of them before they are born, poisoning their minds with idiocy instead of developing it with education, and taxing away the money I need to give them a good upbringing maybe we'll declar victory.

[spodefly]

It’s beyond me why conservatives just don’t declare victory.

We have not yet begun to fight, my sissy leftist friend. When the federal government's income redistribution plan is dismantled, when leftover 60's socialists are purged from every campus, when Hollywood starts to make art that does not contribute to moral decay ... then we will have won. Until then, keep your panties dry big boy.

[timydnuc]

Let me add something here. I have been reading much of the liberal garbage lately (no DU...EVER). Most of the die hard lefties are starting the new line, believe that or not. Don't trust it! The fax machine at the DNC is working overtime getting out another talking point. The Commies don't quit!

[sergeantdave]

Liberalism isn’t assaulting anyone these days. It’s barely alive.

Are you kidding me? The entire natural resource bureaucracy has been taken over by eco-fascists who believe in Hitler's primary edict - state control of private property.

We have a long way to go...

Let us quote their hero: "The Third Reich will always retain its right to control the owners of property."

Until that ends, we have not won.

[Burkeman1]

Not since Richard Nixon has a president sought so much authority; has a president been so secretive; has a president been so determined to run the country without bowing to Congress; has a president been so brazen about waging undeclared war.

Really? Does Bill Clinton ring a bell? Secretive? The Clinton White House was nothing but a bundle of byzantive secrets and scandals. Say what you will about Richard Nixon (a scoundrel I concede) but compared to Clinton's administration Nixon was Cicero. Without bowing to Congress? Clinton ignored Congress, bypassed it, routinely sought to create the most flimsy and laughable of executive privelages out of thin air and held it contempt. And waging undeclared war? Nixon had a string of congressional approvals dating back through Johnson and Kennedy to wage the war in Viet Nam. Clinton was actively opposed (even by some Democrats) by Congress- even sued in Federal court- in an attempts to stop his 78 day bombing campaign against Serbia. He never even had a non binding resolution to launch that war. He had nothing to justify that action from Congress and was even oppossed yet waged it anyway! And who can forget his impeachment eve bombing of Iraq!

These guys undercut and exposed themselves for the hypocrites they are during the Clinton years and their failure to even offer mute criticism of Clinton's many disgusting acts.

[zingzang]

The fax machine at the DNC is working overtime getting out another talking point. The Commies don't quit!

A good example of that would be Kerry's statements today about the President and the need for a "regime change" in the US. These nutcases are still all around us and busy working on a counterattack. I say kick them while they're down!!

[Zipporah]

Now WHO is the crybaby.. sure sounds like the left.. sour grapes.. IMHO.

[holyscroller]

Seattle Weekly (Weakly) is the most vile, vulgar, rag ever to hit the streets. It is filled with anti-American, anti- Republican, anti-"straight" hate. What space is left is crude ads from sexual deviants advertising to find each other. It's pathetic. It claims a weekly circulation of 75,000. No wonder Seattle is so screwed up!

[zingzang]

All it's good for is local band postings, and lining of birdcages. It's still good to bring their lies into the sunshine to see what these commumist leftist pigs are trumpeting these days.

[ThreeYearLurker]

We Win! Can I have a high five, my freeper brothers?

[Stultis]

Liberalism died when it was abandoned for Fabian Socialism about 70 years ago.

Good point. Let's reclaim the term, "liberal," while we're busy winning.

I try to use the word "liberal" as frequently as possible, especially when I find myself in conversation with a lefty. A passing and matter of fact reference, for example, to "Bush's campaign to rally the world's democracies and progressive states to the enduring values of liberalism," can induce a most amusing fit of apoplexy.

[sweetliberty]

"Liberalism isn’t assaulting anyone these days. It’s barely alive. It’s a bubble boy on life support in the coma ward."

Oh God, please let it be true!

[sweetliberty]

"flattened fleeing Iraqis"

ROTFLMBO! I can see the video game now! These liberal fools are nothing if not dramatic.

[TheRightGuy]

These communists today wouldn't know liberalism if it bit Pelosi on the ass.

I had dinner in the oven, but am no longer hungry.

[sweetliberty]

Y'all have got to see this. More glimpses into the dark and convoluted recesses of the Rat mind.

[StriperSniper]

It’s beyond me why conservatives just don’t declare victory.

I for one (even though I'm a libertarian, he's talking about me too), will not declare victory until every vestige of Marxism is purged from this government.

[sweetliberty]

"despite a half-century of successful political conquest"

In a parallel universe perhaps.