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CLINTON'S MEMOIRS (first sentence a problem)
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Posted on 04/09/2003 10:39:37 AM PDT by Liz

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To: HighWheeler
"101 Creative Ways to Use Astroturf in the Back of Your Pickup."
81 posted on 04/12/2003 3:06:46 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Blue Scourge

"How I Made a Bundle Being President of the United States."

82 posted on 04/12/2003 3:09:46 AM PDT by Liz
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To: ChadGore

People pardoned by Clinton make a bank deposit.

83 posted on 04/12/2003 3:13:16 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
I did have sexual relations with those women.

-Eric

84 posted on 04/12/2003 3:16:14 AM PDT by E Rocc
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To: E Rocc
Book title: "The Truth Shall Set me Free."
85 posted on 04/12/2003 3:18:35 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Thanks!

Hmmm...that's way too delicate for a book about a pig from Arkansas, son of a traveling salesman and a... and a... and, er, his mother.
86 posted on 04/12/2003 5:53:37 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Liz
It was that slithy tove of his that got him into trouble.
87 posted on 04/12/2003 5:54:23 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Liz
"Seven Habits of Highly Deceptive People."
88 posted on 04/12/2003 5:56:13 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Liz
Yeah--that's catchier than "The Truth Shall Lock Me Up."
89 posted on 04/12/2003 5:57:07 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Liz
Possible Title: "She Stoops to Conquer."
90 posted on 04/12/2003 5:58:57 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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To: Liz
"In the beginning, I created the Heaven and the Earth, but this is not all about Me."
91 posted on 04/12/2003 6:08:23 AM PDT by Consort
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To: Liz

"Dear Penthouse...I used to think the letters to your magazine were fake, until one afternoon...

92 posted on 04/12/2003 6:08:40 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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To: Devil_Anse

Boy it’s tough writing a book. I filled a 50 gal
trash can already and I don't even have a title.

93 posted on 04/12/2003 8:04:43 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Devil_Anse
Clinton’s actual front book cover. Aimimg for big
sales to the Snopes clan downhome in the Ozarks.


94 posted on 04/12/2003 8:07:55 AM PDT by Liz
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To: SkyPilot

Who's she callin' stupid? Hitlery never called me
stupid. Course I can't repeat the things Hill calls me.

95 posted on 04/12/2003 8:11:29 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
He should start his memoirs with the definition of IS.
96 posted on 04/12/2003 8:14:33 AM PDT by lawgirl (Infinite Rider on the Big Dogma)
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To: Devil_Anse

"Tee hee. This is the real me."

97 posted on 04/12/2003 8:15:04 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Hmmm. He left out the campaign donations from the Chinese Peoples Liberation Army Navy. He also left out 5 dead Arkansas State troopers and a dead journalist aged 21, killed in investigating dead the Troopers. He also left out the two dead kids found on the railway tracks, Mena, AK. Surprisingly, he didnt include a dead Air Force steward(ess) who was alive after the crashing with Ron Brown in Dubrovnik, Croatia. In fact by all accounts, she wasnt that badly injured, when she was found at the crash scene. But she arrived at the Hospital dead from a broken neck. I could name many other untimely demises from the Clinton Occupation, but People will think I hate Bill Clinton, or something........:)
98 posted on 04/12/2003 8:25:27 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: cardinal4
An alternate Clinton LIEbrary is planned containing the truth about him; there
should be an alternate Clinton Memoir containing all the facts as we know them.
99 posted on 04/12/2003 10:48:53 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Aw, but, shucks, they'd have to be able to read!

The ones who voted HIM in as governor couldn't possibly read! They probably thought the ballot was a menu, and that they were ordering fries.
100 posted on 04/12/2003 11:12:39 AM PDT by Devil_Anse
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