[Outlaw76]

I try to tell family members and friends from all over the country that things that occur in their states simply won't work in Arkansas. This is just another fine example of what makes my home state great.

I can only imagine what would happen if some idiot protesters tried to block the I-30 bridge from North Little Rock into Little Rock.

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Arkansas Jokes

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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Dumb Arkansas Laws

• The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
  
  
• Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
  
  
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
  
  
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
  
  
• Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
  
  
• A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
  
  

  Fayetteville

• It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
  
  
• Little Rock
  
  
• Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
  
  
• Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
  
  
• It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
  
  
• No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
  
  

[Labyrinthos]

This is just another fine example of what makes my home state great.

And the other example is what... Bill and Hillary Clintoon?

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[Sloth]

I can only imagine what would happen if some idiot protesters tried to block the I-30 bridge from North Little Rock into Little Rock.

LOL... Somebody would find themselves in the Arkansas River.

[Zon]

I try to tell family members and friends from all over the country that things that occur in their states simply won't work in Arkansas.

You're so right, only Arkansas could produce Bill and Hillary Clinton. Talk about a whole state being duped. Thanks a lot.;-)