Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!

All Weekly World News News via Yahoo ^ | 4/11/03 | By MIKE FOSTER

[finnman69]

[gortklattu]

I bought the hard copy of this a couple of weeks ago...it was too funny to pass up!

The photos are hilarious!

[Revolting cat!]

Quick, somebody run over to DUh and tell them the real reason behind this war: HOMOPHOBIA!

[CheneyChick]

Sodom Saddam?

[chilepepper]

NOW we know why the Democrats and Hollywood were trying to protect him -- he is one of them...

Weren't Hitler and the Nazis butch gays as well?

[Fedupwithit]

Ranier Wolfcastle: (In Arnold accent) "I need to sell everything to pay my bills, including all the prono movies that I have starred in.."

Homer Simpson: (Looking over the titles) "Sheesh, are any of these hetero?"

Ranier: "Whats there is there"

[PoisedWoman]

"It may be hard to believe that a man who now leads one of the most powerful nations in the Middle East once acted in blue movies,

Oh really? After enduring eight years of the Sinkmaster in the White HOuse, it's easy to believe.

Interesting that Saddam took the "bottom" position...if he's such a masochist, he must be deeply in love with the coalition forces by now. Seriously, masochism might have lead him to take on this war, subconsciously hoping for punishment. I think Hitler had those tendencies too. Their sadistic acts were a cover for their masochistic tendencies.

No charge for this psychiatric analysis.

[Jhensy]

Wait, wasn't he in Weapons of Ass Destruction?

/couldn't resist, mods.

[Defiant]

There are a couple South Park episodes where Saddam is in bed with the Devil. Anyone got some screen shots of that?

[freedomson]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mark]

Now Barney Frank is "deeply disturbed".

[NEWwoman]

Now, this episode of South Park makes sense of things.

[ravingnutter]

BAGHDAD -- Widespread rumors that Iraqi madman Saddam Hussein has signed a sinister pact with the Devil appear to have been confirmed -- when a photograph surfaced showing the brutal dictator shaking hands with a horned figure with flaming-red skin!

While Iraq's scientists have been working overtime to develop nuclear warheads and chemical weapons, Saddam's corps of demonologists has labored just as feverishly to raise evil spirits, the CIA analyst reveals.

"Over the summer they claim to have summoned up dozens of the ancient Mesopotamian demons, including Huwawa and Lamastu," he says. "According to some accounts we've received, the rituals involved in raising these demonic spirits were stomach-turning. We know of at least 114 captured Kurdish rebels who were used in human sacrifices. "It would have been surprising if Saddam didn't try to raise Satan." Lt. Col. Mazhar claims the Iraqis did just that on October 31, using a sophisticated version of a Ouija board. The defector says the macabre figure "materialized" in the presidential palace and asked to see Saddam.

Weekly World News - 01/16/03

ROTFLMAO!

[Spunky]

"A shocking 1968 porn film has surfaced, in which the flamboyant strongman appears performing raunchy homosexual acts!"

Lots of WankyPanky was going on.

[Tennessee_Bob]

If anyone wants to locate Saddam, go to San Francisco.

Did you spell that correctly? I thought it was Sodom?

[Defiant]

I see you were way ahead of me. Good find.

[breakem]

your post is the strongest anti-porn statement ever on FR

[LizardQueen]

Wait, wasn't he in Weapons of Ass Destruction?

BWAHAHAHA! Aw, man.... another keyboard bites the dust (or the soda, as that was what blew out my nose all over it). <p< LQ

[Tennessee_Bob]

using a sophisticated version of a Ouija board.

The device in question:

[TankerKC]

Saddam Starred in Gay Porn Films!

...not that there's anything wrong with that.