[CJ Wolf]

Oh and I never wash my hands, I do bite my nails and stick my head close to the toliet to watch the crap swirl down. (looks jawdropingly cool to me and where does it go?) The toliet at work has amazingly quick suction and a nice backsplash, I sit when I flush there, just to get a bit of the biday action.

[Dog Gone]

The toliet at work has amazingly quick suction and a nice backsplash, I sit when I flush there, just to get a bit of the bidet action.

LOL, been there, done that. I thought I was gonna drown.

[lizma]

I sit when I flush there, just to get a bit of the biday action.

LOL. You'd love the toilet seats in Japan. Heated with a wash and dry cycle.

Japan has evolved from the absolute worse toilets on the planet (handlebars and a hole) to some of the best.