"Comical Ali", Information chief 'hanged himself'

telegraph ^ | 0401503

[InvisibleChurch]

Information chief 'hanged himself'

Mohammed Said al-Sahaf, Iraq's former information minister, has committed suicide, said reports yesterday.

Two Iranian newspapers said al-Sahaf, famous worldwide for his performances on live television in the last days of Saddam's regime, hanged himself last Wednesday, hours before US forces captured Baghdad. The reports were based on accounts from Iraqi refugees.

[COURAGE]

Still no reliable evidence on the fate of Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.)... Iranian newspaper Mardom Salari reports rumors of MSS suicide, but no substantiation.

[stanz]

I love it!

[COURAGE]

Those Iraqi fighters are slapping those gangsters on the face, and then when they flee, they will kick their backsides."

[stanz]

Clinton has a place for him.

[biblewonk]

It must be true, he told reporters himself that he was hanged and now dead. "You can quit knocking on my door now."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I wish people would start posting Rural Legends.

You mean like Mothman and El Chupacabra?

[COURAGE]

"Don't believe anything! We will chase the rascals back to London!"

[Poohbah]

There are no ropes in Baghdad! Not one!

[Bigg Red]

I share your skepticism about this story. Probably the only place he is hanging is Syria with his homies and not at the end of a rope.

[StarFan]

Your penpal may be gone, LOL.

[KLT]

THERE ONCE WAS AN ACTOR NAMED TIM
WHO SAID STUPID THINGS ON A WHIM
HE OPENED UP WIDE AND OUT CAME A FLY
HOPEFULLY H'ELL SHUT HIS FAT MOUTH AGAIN!