Posted on 04/25/2003 6:41:52 PM PDT by yooper
Five reliably Anglo-Saxon surgeons, for example, were discussing their bloody trade.
"I prefer to operate on accountants," said the first. "All the parts inside are neatly numbered."
"Not at all," said the second, "the best patients are the electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
The third surgeon set out his preference for librarians: "Everything inside, you see, is arranged alphabetically. There's no mistaking anything."
The fourth surgeon made his case for construction workers. "They're very understanding if you have a few parts left over after the surgery, and they understand if you don't finish when you promised."
The last surgeon, whose wisdom and experience were belied by a fine shock of white hair, shook his head. "No, no," he said. "The French are the easiest patients of all. Everything is very simple and there's never a mess to clean up. There's no guts, no heart, no testicles, and no spine. Not only that, the head and the butt are completely interchangeable."
Good one!
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