Hilarious ebay description

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[firewalk]

Ha! Thanks for the ping (-:

[Amelia]

Too funny!

[xp38]

Ah thanks for the reminder of that wonderful post...for those who missed it....the link...http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a3709544a6e.htm

[barker]

I like how this guy thinks.

[FBD]

Thanks for the pings. Good laugh!

My God, how I despise the wangster, gangbanger hat on backwords, barb-wire tatooed, boxershorts exposed, baggy panted, Doc Marten booted, chain link walleted, pierced eyebrowed, pouty faced, toungue-studded, mealy-mouthed, female disrespecting, four letter-worded illiterate world of rice burning low profiled tired Honda Civic db draggers, and street racers.

BTW, here's a little taste of comments from one of their chat sites:
http://www.cardomain.com/member_pages/search_results.pl?make=Honda&model=Civic

Honda Civic 1996 - Not Yet Rated
This is my baby. A 1996 Honda Civic, if you go up against this your ass is mine, cause you aint passin this turbo charged civic...

Honda Civic 1999 :
The Ultimate White Boy's 99 Honda Civic!!! HOT!! Check it out! Always adding more photos!

guestbook summary (13 messages)


coastal_imports: Nice car cheak out my HB

preludesigirl: Nice ride, except for the color. You really need a paint job. Like...lime...

seffris: Nice car.I think you have tha same rims I do. Come check out my Accord.

ashleyf: Damnn ~ Hot Ride! I'm free 4 a spin neday! Great Job!!~One a ur Bagel Babes

tarablue: Hot car! I would not mind taking a ride! keep going hun, your doing a...

[Flyer]

Someone invite this guy to join FR!

I just wrote him and told him of his fan club here. I hope he shows up - he will be more popular than Baghdad Bob.

[FBD]

And by the way, 'Dru ; that site wasn't bookmarked... {G}
I just typed in Honda Civic racer on my search engine...and that's what I came up with. ;^)

Now, back to work with me... (stereo playing)...BOOM, BOOM... chocka, chocka.. BOOM, BOOM... (NOT!)

[OXENinFLA]

That was funny.

[Clara Lou]

LOL [I wonder if he can say "para-graph"?]

[aomagrat]

Foolish Humans!
Your silly little Honda's are no match for our supercharged Studebakers.
YOU ARE DOOMED!!!!!!!!

[Glenn]

Speaking of ebay, I bid and won the following last Saturday. Nowhere but eBay can you find such excellent merch.

After many faithful years of service, it is time to retire the venerable bogomatic.fredbox.com. bogomatic has quite a history among the Anchorage, Alaska geek set, being primarily responsible for emitting the proper amount of bogon flux into the local network. Alas, it is time to move on, and send bogomatic off into the sunset of other venerable servers, such as ucbvax.

What this auction entails, then, is for you to log into a shell on bogomatic, I will allow you to su to root, at which time you will, in a solemn but yet meaningful ceremony, officially decommission the server by rm'ing everything, halting, having a moment of silence, all the appropriate things. This decommissioning to occur the evening of the 26th of April (this saturday, Alaska time. It could be the early morning of Sunday depending on where you are.)

The console will view your session, that we all may share in this historic moment.

Proceeds from this Auction to help offset my moving expenses. That's sort of a charity. Certainly I'm non-profit, if not registered that way.

bogomatic.fredbox.com 1995-2003

[dansangel]

The best laugh I've had in a long time - excellent read!

[mlmr]

What is a "whigger?"

[eddie willers]

Whew!
Remind me to never get into a flame war with this guy. : )

[Howlin]

Isn't this a piece of work? I laughed and laughed!

[eddie willers]

What is a "whigger?"

Ask Robert Byrd.

[mlmr]

Why? Does he wear a hairpiece?

[woofie]

I think there should be a comma after "challenge"

[eddie willers]

His infamous interview with Tim Russert.
He's "seen 'em".

[mlmr]

Seen what???