[SamAdams76]

Something tells me that Mary Bond is single.

[Wilhelm Tell]

Yep. That is an awkward age when children begin to discover the opposite sex. Looks like some frustrated NOW nags detected the first stirrings of "heterosexism" and they are determined to put a stop to it. My guess is the same school system that is so shocked, shocked, to see boys and girls flirting and holding hands will, when the children are a year or two older, be eager to give them condoms and teach them in graphic detail about all kinds of "alternative" activity.

[Mr. Mojo]

Something tells me that Mary Bond is single.

Yep, and something tells me that she has a "partner."

[Duke Nukum]

When I was around five, I had a girl friend of the same age. We met through our baby sitter. The Partridge Family's "I Think I Love You" was our song.

I remember I was riding in the front seat of my mom's car and this girl was in the back seat and "I Think I Love You" came on the radio and she gave me a hug from the back seat.

That was probably the greatest love affair of my life. None of the others have worked out as well. To be five years old and in love....that was bliss.