Beat Bush: But don't lose your sanity

yahoo.com ^ | May 9, 2003 | Marc Cooper

[dawn53]

This guy says some of his liberal cohorts have gone bonkers. And then he makes the following unsubstantiated statements and assertions, as though any sane person would know these to be true: "as whacked out as George W. Bush may be" "I can buy the notion that Dubya might be the worst president ever." "nuke-slinging Harry Truman, who also set up the CIA, helped spawn the Cold War and opened the doors to Senator Joe from Wisconsin" - nuke-slinging, spawned the cold war? "LBJ, who murdered a couple of million Vietnamese" - it was all his fault? No communist culpability? "drunken and pilled-out Dick Nixon playing atomic roulette during the 1973 Arab-Israeli War" - talk about whacko accusations! "it's galling to watch a smirking C-minus daddy's boy like George W. Bush get away with so much" "the damage Bush wreaks" "Dreams of endless war" "As a teenager, I was attracted to the left because of its commitment to rational and cool-headed analysis" - this one really tickles me.

This guy is as wacko as those he's complaining about.

As you so aptly point out with your quotes from the article, he's doing the same thing as those he's admonishing.

[ricpic]

Doesn't your daughter have any say in who dates her?

[ricpic]

"Everyone is sick but me."

How did you know I feel that way?

[Prodigal Son]

As a teenager, I was attracted to the left because of its commitment to rational and cool-headed analysis.

Goodness...

[Cincinatus' Wife]

That is a show-stopper.

[Miss Marple]

It was hyperbole.

Actually, people like that won't date my daughter because she herself is conservative and pretty picky.

[Gorzaloon]

As a teenager, I was attracted to the left because of its commitment to rational and cool-headed analysis.

..Then I got a girlfriend, and all the Bad Thoughts went away.

[J. L. Chamberlain]

boy, the person who spoke this lie, had they been male, would have been picking his teeth outta the carpet after that remark.

And, ironically, if you actually reacted that way to this stupid remark, you'd likely be convicted of felony assault, stripped of your rights to own a gun and even to vote. Gee, that was a real rational reaction, now wasn't it?

J

[BushCountry]

As a teenager, I was attracted to the left because of its commitment to rational and cool-headed analysis.

ROTFLMAO -- Very little about this article is rational and cool-headed, but it is encouraging that President Bush is driving these guys insane.

SMILING ;^) <--- Me!

[alnick]

The sponsors of BBC have a lot of nerve investigating anyone but themselves for bias in the media.

David Asman had some Brit on yesterday and kept asking him to give an example of the alleged bias of Fox News. He could not. He kept saying, "It's a tone." David would say, "Well I don't know what you mean. Please give me an example." The Brit just kept repeating that it's a tone.

[alnick]

"As a teenager, I was attracted to the left because of its commitment to rational and cool-headed analysis" - this one really tickles me.

Yes, that's the biggest howler in the piece.

[Nick Danger]

I dunno, I sort of like this guy. C'mon folks, let's admit it: four years ago we were every bit as nuts. I am just thrilled to see that the tables have turned — that Bush drives them every bit as crazy as Clinton drove us.

We had threads right here proclaiming that Clinton would stage a coup; that he would never leave. Instead of Nazis, we had Communist Chinese under the beds. The only difference is, we were right. I actually found a little red book of Mao's thoughts under my bed, and it didn't get there by itself.

I can't really laugh at this guy for thinking that Bush is some doofus who lives to pad corporate pockets. That's just politics. It's the same reason I believe that Clinton had people murdered.

The good news, though, is that Clinton did leave office, even if he took some furniture and silverware on his way out. Bush is in, and he is every bit as good as Clinton was at turning his political opponents into frustrated, angry conspiracy kooks.

Plus, they are very likely to get a re-run, not of the 1992 election, but of 1996. Their party will nominate some hack like Gephardt, and down he'll go. We'll see him next making ads for Viagra.

By 2006 these guys should be ready for Happy Acres. They don't have any sort of religion to comfort them, and that will be a disadvantage. I was finally able to conclude that Clinton had sold his soul to the devil, and that this explained his remarkable ability to dodge all spears and come out smiling. The lefties will just have to go nuts. Bwaaaa ha ha.

[BlueOneGolf]

It seems the author is pointing out what has become so very obvious in the past year. The Left's kooks are now the Left's mainstream. Yeah, we've got our share of loons on the Right but the majority of people in the country are mainstream, good, hard working, average Americans and they ARE Conservative generally in their beliefs. President Bush will win quite handily in '04 and we will broaden our majority status in Congress and in many state Legislatures.
I'm not worried and I look forward to cleaning their clocks next November.

[TheSpottedOwl]

And, ironically, if you actually reacted that way to this stupid remark, you'd likely be convicted of felony assault, stripped of your rights to own a gun and even to vote. Gee, that was a real rational reaction, now wasn't it? J

Depends if that asshole saw someone he could identify. If you can't identify the suspect...

[philman_36]

All I can say in response is...HUH?!
And I'm considered a "nut job". ROTFLOL

[section9]

With unemployment at an eight-year high, consumer confidence stalled, and even some moderate Republicans bailing on the most insidious tax-cut measures, the administration's domestic program is in tatters. Plans for privatizing Medicare and Social Security have been scuttled by the soured stock market. Dreams of endless war seem to be crashing on the hard beach of Iraqi Shia intransigence and decaying security in Afghanistan. With the unexpected demotion of Occupation Proconsul Jay Garner this week, there are even suggestions that the balance of power in the administration might be tipping away from the neoconservative Jacobins and back toward the corporate types.

Too bad he published this when he did. Support for bringing forward tax relief has gone up in the polls. The Senate appears to have firmed up. Medicare and SS were never going to be "privatised", so that's a straw man, and Iraq is going along pretty well, thank you very much.

Afghanistan is still hit and miss, but that's because of the poltical nature of the Afghanis: it's always warlordism, and always will be.

Anyway, Bush won't be beaten, and you can take that to the bank. He's not tone deaf like his father. He is right that Bush is driving his opponents crazy because Bush is following Clinton's playbook that was used against the Republicans in 1998. Only Bush isn't lying through his teeth like Clinton was. That will pay enormous dividends.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[alwaysconservative]

Honestly, I find all of this fascinating. Liberals are finally seeing that propaganda only works if there are no alternative views ever presented. The downside is, of course, that propaganda also makes your followers into delusional idiots. After years of attributing every sin and crazy attribute to conservatives, its nice to see them collapse under the weight of their rhetoric.

My thoughts exactly. Only you said it so much better!

[woofer]

Good one! I Like it.

[NYCVirago]

This column is pretty sensible, even though it's written by a liberal. I particularly liked this part:

To millions of Americans still traumatized after September 11, watching Bush strut onto the flight deck of that aircraft carrier in his TV-friendly pilot's suit last week was a much more reassuring image than that of Big Bill getting his weenie waxed under the desk while taking congressional phone calls about Bosnia.

That says it all.

[Texas_Jarhead]

too true