The Trees

To: Zavien Doombringer

I'm glad you've summoned more of The Cult of the Viking Kitties to vanquish this most loathsome and pesky Troll. Hopefully there will be enough of us gathered together make that Troll meet its end.

81 posted on 05/20/2003 10:28:20 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)

To: Frank_Discussion

How's things out in the Foundation these days? Hear any more from the Terminus folks? ;-)

Still cruising around, searching for the solution that provides the greatest freedom and independence. :-)

82 posted on 05/20/2003 10:29:05 AM PDT by Golan Trevize

Just doing my duty, sir.

83 posted on 05/20/2003 10:31:14 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (If common sense is so common, why is it so difficult to find it?)

84 posted on 05/20/2003 10:32:02 AM PDT by Teacher317

To: Admin Moderator

The fun part is that he's adding to our total hits, which will help out us even higher up than the Top 500 on the Web we already have accomplished. (What do we get, 10,000 posts per day, while Salon, DU, BartCop, etc get about 45 per day? ROFL! Thanks for the help... as if we needed it!)

85 posted on 05/20/2003 10:34:20 AM PDT by Teacher317

To: dighton; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; 4mycountry; Poohbah; Zavien Doombringer

BARBER:: I wanted to be... a lumberjack!; Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus!; With my best buddy by
my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!; [singing]; I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.; I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.; He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.; I go to the lavatory.; On Wednesdays I go shoppin'; And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.; He goes to the lavatory.; On Wednesdays he goes shopping; And has buttered scones for tea.; He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.; He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:: I cut down trees. I skip and jump.; I like to press wild flowers.; I put on women's clothing; And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.; He likes to press wild flowers.; He puts on women's clothing; And hangs around in bars?!; He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.; He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:: I cut down trees. I wear high heels,; Suspendies, and a bra.; I wish I'd been a girlie,; Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,; Suspendies, and a bra?!; [talking]; What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!; And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...; [singing]; He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.; He sleeps all night and he works all day.; He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.; He sleeps all night and he works all day.

86 posted on 05/20/2003 10:39:53 AM PDT by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)

Sharp as a marble, he is. Bright as a two watt bulb. About as intelligent as a screen door on a submarine.

87 posted on 05/20/2003 11:04:46 AM PDT by Admin Moderator

To: new spartacus

All this time you've been playing the prat version of Rimmer?

88 posted on 05/20/2003 11:37:36 AM PDT by SoothingDave

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