THE BANE OF BUMPER-STICKER POLITICS

Iconoclast ^ | Scott Shore

[BurkesLaw]

These days, bumper stickers have replaced thinking and slogans have replaced coherent policy. For some, politics has become merely a form of self-expression, or -- more accurately -- moral exhibitionism...

[BurkesLaw]

Which side can out bumper-sticker the other?

[D. Brian Carter]

As I said on a thread earlier this week, my favorite bumper sticker: "I love cats. They taste just like chicken." Which side of the spectrum does that put me on?

[stainlessbanner]

Bumpersticker: Stupid Hurts

[lunatic12]

I have never wanted a bumpersticker on my car. But that has recently changed. My Bumperstick of choice...

"HANG UP AND DRIVE!"

[ctlpdad]

my favorite is true & simple - WORK SUCKS
(although as jobs & amployers go, mine are great)

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

I have two.
One reads: "To hell with world peace, visualize hanging up the damn phone!"

The other one reads: "What part of GET OFF MY A$$ don't you understand?"
That one is for all those idiots out there that insist on climbing up my tailpipe even though I'm doing 65 in a 55 zone.

[Publius6961]

The other one reads: "What part of GET OFF MY A$$ don't you understand?"

What part of "mentally-challenged slower traffic keep right" don't you understand?

[fporretto]

The bumper sticker for which I'd bend my no-bumper-stickers policy is:

Harsher Sentences For Parole Violators!
(and World Peace)

(from Sandra Bullock's movie Miss Congeniality, of course.)

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit The Palace Of Reason:
http://palaceofreason.com

[steve-b]

Then there's the sticker that reads "No War in Iraq!" Isn't it a little late for that one? Take it off your car, you noodleheads! The war is a done deal. Live with it.

Judging from the Civil War threads here, fat chance of that.

[poindexter]

Horn Broken...Watch For Finger!

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

What part of "mentally-challenged slower traffic keep right" don't you understand?

And where exactly did you get the impression I wasn't already in the right hand lane????

But then again, your tag line explains everything.

[Noumenon]

My Suburban sports a hand made laminated sign that says

HOLD LIBERALS ACCOUNTABLE

Around here, I get a lot of thumbs up. In places like Seattle, I'd most likely get a different digit. :et them hate, so long as they fear.

[StriperSniper]

the Brazilian race forests,

Is that where they get all those F-1 drivers?;-)

[Thinkin' Gal]

Around here, the vast majority of bumper stickers are of the liberal persuasion. I like that these folks identify themselves. Makes it easier to spot and steer clear of the nuts.

[Uncle Miltie]

Diversity Sucks

[doodad]

My favorite: "perhaps you would drive better with that phone up your ass"

[Shooter 2.5]

[mathluv]

LOL! My favorite is 'Honk If I Am An Aggie'. (any Texas Aggies out there?)