A Standing Ovation

Forbes FYI ^ | May 26, 2003 | Richard Nalley

[bruinbirdman]

The long-anticipated Segway is finally hitting the streets. After taking a test ride, all we can say is, Man, is this cool or what?

Get used to it: Your kids are going to want one--and the urge might sneak up on you, too. The Segway Human Transporter may or may not change the face of urban transportation, save the environment and bring back Elvis, but it is a pisser to ride. Once the most-hyped secret invention since the A-bomb, code-named It and Ginger, the Segway sprang from the almost impossibly fertile mind of medical technology innovator Dean Kamen (who, it's worth noting, didn't do the hyping himself). What it is, is a 16- by 14-inch aluminum platform with two 14-inch wheels on either side, and a scooter-style handlebar on a stem. What it does is so soothing it's actually spooky, bringing to mind Arthur C. Clarke's dictum that "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

There are no brakes on this austere vehicle, no accelerator, no steering wheel. You step aboard and it "oscillates" for a few seconds, getting the feel of you, and then it's fully cruise-able, at 6 mph in "learning mode," and 12.5 mph flat-out. Lean forward, it goes forward, lean back, it stops (or goes in reverse if you lean back far enough). It is next to impossible to fall off. The Segway simply won't let you--unless you crash into the stoop of a brownstone town house, as I did during a brief spin around Manhattan's Greenwich Village.

The only handlebar control is a throttlelike device that turns the Segway left or right; I, uh, turned it left. Meant to go right. I had been marveling at the company's confidence in letting me ride this hoss without signing a legal waiver or donning any protective gear. Hitting that stoop did bring the Segway PR rep hoofing it down the block at a pretty good clip, though.

Man, machine and masonry were all unscathed.

The company's confidence in the machine is built in. Despite the fact that it weighs only a little more than 80 pounds and folds up to fit into an average car trunk, the Segway carts around an impressive amount of redundant technology. Its two high-speed electric motors operate as one but can act independently (and incidentally, by using reverse torque instead of friction for braking, the motors convert the energy of your motion to help replenish the battery). You stay upright despite all clumsiness thanks to its two tilt sensors and five gyroscopes, oriented so that at least two of the gyroscopes sense and correct for any angular motion.

Further proof that the Segway is a vehicle designed by geniuses to be ridden by idiots is that a company called Keolis is installing kiosks in Paris where any inexperienced Pierre off the street can rent a Segway with the swipe of a card and whir over to the next Metro station. (It conks out if not returned after a certain distance, and a locator device will allow Keolis to track it down.) The Segway is also in use or under study by several big-city police departments, the National Park Service and various companies with vast warehouse spaces to navigate. In the golden age of SUVs, it may seem important to know that the Segway is "all-terrain." (The PR rep cagily told us the U.S. military "probably wouldn't confirm" the Segway's use in Iraq, but she assured us, "It works great in sand.")

So what's on the horizon for these techno-scooters, yours for $4,950 exclusively at www.amazon.com? Ideas around our office ranged from Ben-Hur-like chariot races with blade-studded wheels to Segway polo to, more mundanely, Segway lawn mowing. If its future success can be predicted from its present appeal, it should be one smooth ride.

[Jay D. Dyson]

Your kids are going to want one--and the urge might sneak up on you, too.

My answer to the kids will be the same answer I gave myself:
Get a bike instead. You'll get some exercise and you won't look like a dork.

-Jay

[The Duke]

Hey, and you know what would be even better...how about one that you can sit on, with space for transporting things like bags of golf clubs. And maybe a little cover over the top to keep the rain off?

[gcruse]

Can you say Edsel? I thought you could.

[OldFriend]

They can hype this from now till the end of time......it's still useless.

[DannyTN]

$4950. I'm waiting for the Wall-way version for $495.00

[the_Watchman]

My sister used to work for a Dean Kamen company which built medical pumps. She enjoyed the environment and thought that Mr. Kamen was a great person.

[bruinbirdman]

I wonder what the towing capacity is.

yitbos

[rontorr]

first the Edsel, then hula hoops, then rollerblades, then those little scooters with the tiny 4" platic wheels, now the segway, the most expensive of the lot, even more than the top of the line Edsel

[Libertarianize the GOP]

http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/bump-list

[11B3]

Screw that. I'd much rather drive this:

[gcruse]

Hula hoops? Man, Whammo made a fortune off those puppies. No loser there.

[Gwaihir]

What?? Can't afford a superbird????

[fishbabe]

of course,the only people who can afford them will be the stinking,lousy rich that the demos hate so much...so they won't be getting any for their kids because they are one with the lowly people who can't afford it........and yes,i would prefer a trans-am over this thing

[rontorr]

I would rather have a SuperBee(wish I still had it)

[DougF]

Me thinks that this will be of minimal success, but there is a leap of thinking re. man/machine interface that will end up being very important.

[11B3]

Hell, I couldn't afford that 'Cuda. In reality, I've got a couple of Chargers and a few Power Wagons. B-Body Mopars are my favorites, but where I live trucks are a necessity.

[Fiddlstix]

Bump

[rontorr]

only a person who had the money to blow on one of these Segway gadgets could afford that Cuda, but I think this thing will take off with the affluent techies.

[hole_n_one]