Rev. Al mocks Bush: Can't find Saddam, Osama or weapons

nydailynews ^ | June 6, 2203 | THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

[Lunatic Fringe]

The rhetoric is ludicrous... Bush is not over there looking for weapons, or Saddam, or bin Laden. The military is. Can Al do any better?

[Rummyfan]

Reverend Al the Credibility Man.....

Tawana Brawley....

the incitement to arson in Harlem.....

caught on tape earlier this year working out the details of a drug deal (never consummated)....

But yes I will vote for him in the primary. He's what the Dems deserve!

[Frumious Bandersnatch]

Yeah, and Big Al could never find the truth...

[Polybius]

We never found Hitler's body either.

The incineration of a dead body does have it's drawbacks.

[mhking]

Oh, joy.

[amused]

I Have to Take this Image!

Go Al Go! ping

If you would like on or off the Go Al Go ping list, please freepmail me.

[leprechaun9]

The Rev. Al is a real Cleaseau. He can reach out and grab any policeman, charge him with rape, lose the court fight and many still genuflect before this massive blob!

[Jay D. Dyson]

Sure-fire way to shut up "Rev" Al...

"How's Tawana Brawley doing, Al?"

-Jay

[Bogie]

Al's opinion means nothing. The fact is that the US presented forged documents to the United Nations.

That's criminal!

[amused]

Al's opinion means nothing. The fact is that the US presented forged documents to the United Nations.

Ahhh the infamous Nigerian documents....which were largely discredited before the UN vote.

That's criminal!

That would depend. Were the false statements immaterial to the issue at hand? Was the falsification in response to a consiracy to change the power structure? If so, apparently not.

[Bogie]

Sounds like you are trying to justify it. Tisk, tisk! You konw that the Americans are the only ones that your propaganda works on, don't you? Or do you?

And, not all Americans at that!

[amused]

Sounds like you are trying to justify it. Tisk, tisk! You konw that the Americans are the only ones that your propaganda works on, don't you?

Sure.....propaganda never works on anyone except us gullible Americans. And why would someone else believe our "propaganda" when they have their own "propaganda" to make themselves feel all good and righteous. Why would you read our "propaganda" that castigates those who do nothing in the face of tyranny. It's so much better to read something casting your country/region as peace loving and evolved and Americans as cowboys with no clue.

Well the cowboys have won the day...this seems to be a good thing for world peace actually. Would the UN and France be trying so hard in the Congo if their status as "humanitarian" was so threatened? France has issues in Africa and surprise, surprise oil. The UN hasn't met a genocide thay can't about then do nothing. It's win win! Americans can still be cast as the villian and these organiations and states can finally own up to their rheotoric of peace and stability.

In the end, the right thing was done. Saddam is no longer in power and hopefully the Iraqi people will get a government with democratic institutions. I never cared for the WMD reasoning beyond the fact that WMD were unaccounted for that we knew were there.

Or do you?

Wow...Americans don't all think alike. That must have been quite a shock.

[amused]

Spell check, spell check, spellcheck.......sheesh

[johnb838]

"Pritteh, Pritteh, Pritteh, Pritteh, Pritteh, Pritteh, Pritteh, !"

[Steve_Seattle]

Before the war, the Bush administration was saying that large stockpiles of previously acknowledged WMD's were not accounted for. That remains true today, even according to Hans Blix. Saddam had months to hide those weapons, move them out of the country, or destroy them, so the fact that we can't find them now - or haven't found them yet - is not really that surprising. But they are still unaccounted for . . . As for Sharpton's saying that "Bush" hasn't found Bin Laden or Saddam, it isn't "Bush" who is looking for them, it is the CIA and the military. Maybe Sharpton should direct his criticisms to them, or maybe he should point out what he or Al Gore would have done differently to capture Bin Laden and Saddam - what's your plan, Al? .

[roamincadillac]

Al Sharptongue/Pedro Martinez in 2004. The Blame Whitey Campaign Tour.

[Bogie]

Time for an update!

[TrueBeliever9]

And NOT A WORD ON NEW SUDAN from the heather rev al

[amused]

Updated as well:

http://www.howardowens.com/index.cfm?action=full_text&ARTICLE_ID=1294

http://www.instapundit.com/archives/009954.php#009954

[schaketo]

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Let’s help Crazy Al slap the donkey until it kicks.

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Oh yea, and don’t forget to call the local demoncrap party headquarters and ask them the following before the primary election:

1. Can I get a ride to the polls – help them spend their money during the primaries so they’ll have less during the national election. Have them take you the scenic route and stop off and do some shopping on the way home.
2. Are you giving anything away free for voting democrat? Cigarettes, box of cigars, box lunch, etc. Ask for two of each.
3. Send 25 cents in the mail to the DNC and watch how much they spend on mailing you to give to the party. Always send their solicitation back to them with all associated literature in the prepaid envelope included in the mailing. They have to pay that postage upon return. Great way to help them spend money and keep you up to date on their propaganda.

Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003

Main Phone Number: 202-863-8000

Can you think of any other questions we should ask them?

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