LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

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[Arpege92]

It's not just for his comfort, it's the blindness that comes over you when exposed to bright lights and returning to bed becomes an obstacle course.

You guys are also famous for missing the toilet! Why is that?

[OldCorps]

bump to show to my wife

[lowbridge]

[Maven]

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

Small nit to pick here. Men need the seat down sometimes, and up sometimes. Women need it down all the time. Therefore, the majority of the time, the seat needs to be down! Down is the default selection!

Also, for some unknown reason, my father always put the seat down, and I just grew up thinking ALL men did that. When I got married, it was, uh, a shock. But I was willing to work with it. We had two bathrooms, and all I ever asked was that he not put the seat up in the guest bathroom. Never paid attention to me (on this or other subjects).

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you're stuck with her.

I wish I could grow those long, lovely locks, but, alas, I have baby fine hair that gets very scraggly once past my shoulders.

I will say, however, that I've worn it shoulder-length most of my adult life, although I cut it very short just before my ex and I split up (ya think it was a signal to him? LOL!). Right now, it's short because it just happens to be a very flattering cut (and I'm not married to anyone right now!).

On the flip side of this - if you're a man, you can wear your hair long or short, be bald or not, have a beard, moustache or be clean shaven, and it's all okay with me. Just as long as the hair is clean and neat. Is this enough of a compromise?

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

As I recall from my marriage, I lost interest in sex because my ex wasn't terribly talented in that area, and he refused to learn. Once he was out of the picture, my interest came back. So, if she's got a 17-month headache, maybe the headache is you....

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

My philosophy has always been that when it comes to ogling women, you may always use three of your five senses. But no touching or tasting, okay?

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

Yeah, but he was trying to get to India and didn't even come close, did he?

Other than that - it's not a bad list at all. ::grin::

Maven

[OldCorps]

lol, where can I buy one of your remotes?

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

A very good list!

[Paul Atreides]

You guys are also famous for missing the toilet! Why is that?

Have you ever been watering the lawn, and when you put your thumb over the opening of the water hose and split the stream? Anyway, sometimes, the skin on the opening of the "hose" causes a split stream.

[JoeSixPack1]

Yes, Dear. :-)

I'm sorry, I was wrong, I'll work on it, I promise. :-(

[Arpege92]

You go girl!!!

[Ace's Dad]

Got to admit, selfish

[Arpege92]

Split the stream huh?...OK....try cleaning up the mess after you have watered the bathroom!!

[Paul Atreides]

BTW, I think that was noble of you, cutting your hair for such a worthy cause.

[Arpege92]

Your too cute!!! I guess we could work on not watching you guys during your scratching sessions.

[gcruse]

Memorize the list? Shoot, I live the list!

[Paul Atreides]

Okay, which mop do we use? The one for everyday or the one for when guests are visiting? ;-)

[noutopia]

So this is why I have been divorced twice,and never want to be married again? Hell yes!

[Arpege92]

LOL....use toilet paper....but please wash the hands when your done!!

[Paul Atreides]

but please wash the hands when your done!!

LOL! That is something that I hope any guy would do.

[ALS]

ahh, ya gotta know the secret male handshake all the galfolk swear we have.
You know, the one we all use just before we enter our male dominated board roams to hatch out our next diabolical plan to keep male dominated control of the world.
MuHaHaHa!

oops, nevermind