Posted on 06/09/2003 11:33:20 AM PDT by johnqueuepublic
*** In Klein She Trusts - Joe Klein, apparently taking a brief respite from hand washing Clinton Crony Larry Ellison's unmentionables, continues in much the same vein trotting out a less than convincing huffless puff-piece on a certain shameless ex co-president. It's all here and jumbled beyond recognition as if run through a Cuisinart set on Full Carville - Homeric qualities, Pelopennesianisms, Gingrich-Foo, Hairdo-Foo, Duck hunting-Foo and enough Boo-Hoo-Fu to fill Lake Eerie too - don't check it out, unless head-on collisions are your cup of tea.
*** Gray, Gray Just Go Away - The do-it-yourself grassroots crusade to retire California's invisible governor careens out of control, soiling both supporters and the opposition with equal indifference. Will they make it? Will they fail? Who even cares with a crazed pack of legislative wolverines salivating in the wings. Kids, this is a job for professionals – do not try this at home.
***I Got ‘Dem .50 Cal Blues - Concerned that no Big Fifty has ever been used in the commission of a crime, California’s crack legislative team jumps into the fray making sure it never happens again. Contra Costa County Senator Tommy Torlaksen receives Brady Award for having his trigger finger surgically removed in solidarity with victimless victims.
I can't stop laughing...
Joe Klein is a Clinton buttboy and first class puss-bag.
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