Hillary: I Never Cheated on Bill

NewsMax.com ^ | 6/10/03

[Ramtek57]

Tuesday, June 10, 2003 Hillary: I Never Cheated on Bill

Sen. Hillary Clinton insists she never had her own variation of a Monica Lewinsky or Gennifer Flowers or ...

Quizzed by reporters before the wildly hyped signing of her book in Manhattan, the Democrat U.S. senator "at first did a little dance," the New York Post reported today.

"I think it's fair to say that in every marriage, there are moments of having to ask forgiveness for a multitude of things," she said. "I'm not going to answer specifically to all the many issues that come up in a marriage."

When pressed if she had always been faithful, she replied, "Yes."

(Does that depend on what your definition of "faithful" is?)

Then the flustered former first lady said she shouldn't have answered the question.

"I believe in a zone of privacy," the tale-telling pol claimed. "I think it is important for us to get back to some common sense in this. I don't think we've ever elected a saint to any office.

"I don't think personal, private matters should be necessarily made public. I can think of many, many examples of people who made mistakes in their private lives, who were magnificent leaders when their country needed them."

Not as Popular as a Disc Jockey

The Post noted that Hillary's ballyhooed book-signing bash was nothing compared to ... shock jock Howard Stern's. Way back in 1993, the author of "Private Parts" drew a crowd many times larger than her 1,200 fans.

"For Stern, 10,000 people showed up. They had to close down Fifth Avenue," recalled Mary Ellen Keating, mouthpiece for Barnes & Noble.

[Ramtek57]

Then why does Chelsea look like Web Hubble?

[areafiftyone]

Hillary: I never cheated on Bill

That's because she couldn't get the crusty pantsuit off it was stuck to her! YUCK!!

[Paul Atreides]

Then why does Chelsea look like Web Hubble?

[cardinal4]

She never cheated on bill with a man.......

[areafiftyone]

[Dan from Michigan]

I thought it was Vince Foster.

[Ramtek57]

Haha, A little DNA testing can prove that Web is her daddy.

[Consort]

If any of you have slept with Hillary, now's the time to speak up.

[M. Peach]

"If any of you have slept with Hillary, now's the time to speak up."

Do you think anyone would actually admit to it?

[LibWhacker]

[AmericaUnited]

Hillary: I Never Cheated on Bill

That's because Hitlery does believes it's cheating unless someone gives her a Monica. Yes, in her mind she has one.

[free from tyranny]

Did his Lowness,the slickster, not tell Ms. Broderick before he raped her that he was made sterile by a childhood disease. Was he just telling his version of the truth again? Or is Hitlery Web's love bitch?

[Ramtek57]

See the nose, the lips, the whole facial structure!

[b4its2late]

It's probably ture. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

[Ramtek57]

So the bent member was sterile?

[headsonpikes]

The man would have to be blind!

[Xenalyte]

Okay, just that once. Now leave the woman alone, will you? She's a freakin' saint! (/sarcasm)

[Ronin]

This is the first time I have ever seen the pics together. Anyone seeing them together would assume they were kin. No question about that.

[areafiftyone]

It's "LIVER LIPS AND DOGS LOVE EM!!!"

[Burr5]

Now that is the best side-by-side I've seen. Thanks.

I've always said kids look like their dads- and Chels don't look like Bill. She does look like the former law partner of a certain former first lady whose husband's infidelities are legendary.