Come Back, Clinton Sex Nation (San Francisco 'enlightenment' alert)

SF Gate ^ | 06/11/2003 | Mark Morford

[TenaciousZ]

Bil Clinton was damn sexy. Oh yes he was. This is a given.

He had The Appeal. Magnetic, charming as hell, a man who you knew actually had sex and enjoyed it and possessed a highly active all-American libido and knew what all the body parts did and where they went, Hillary notwithstanding.

And yet he was president and that made it all a little weird and unusual and refreshing and then of course it turned ugly, and he was vilified and attacked and sneered at from all corners for overusing this libido, but still, there it is.

And women swooned for him, yes they did, and there were articles and commentaries and even in glossy women's fashion mags they talked up the amazing sex appeal of the president, the Southern charm and masculine assurance and that naughty gleam in his eye.

[section9]

On a day in which several Israelis have been blown to smithereens, I'm begging you, please do not post the demented, sexually perverted ravings of Morford. There are serious matters afoot.

I'm not quite upset with you. Just damn Morford. His very presence here today is an insult.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Methinks Ms. Morford wishes she had the Presidential kneepads...

[Calpernia]

WHAT?

Barf bag Ping!

[hellinahandcart]

No reason on earth to excerpt articles from this source.

Plus, you're going to piss off all of Miss Morford's fans (and they are legion) if you delay their gratification for even one clicky-instant. Please post full text.

[AngryJawa]

I'm speechless...

[isthisnickcool]

I don't have a clue if another male is "sexy" or not. Must be a gay thing.

[MEG33]

Although I swore I'd never read him again,I read this.He is as delusional as ever.Guess he missed the flight suit threads on FR ....as if it mattered!

[reformed_democrat]

eeewwwwww.

This would be a good day to start my diet. I'll be too nauseous to eat for at least 24 hours.

[dorothy]

knew what all the body parts did and where they went

Well, that certainly explains the cigar. < /sarcasm >

[ladyinred]

I just had to email this little idiot and explain what is sexy to women, and what isn't!
So many morons, so little time to educate!
Ho-Hum!

[ladyinred]

I let the girlie man know what is sexy to females, real ones that is! LOL!

[Billthedrill]

It's a little difficult for those of us with real lives to comprehend just how important genital friction is in Mr. Morford's empty, sterile little world. It is quite literally one's identity. It is one's politics, one's recreation, one's culture, one's raison d'etre. It is the final admission of failure of a superannuated adolescent unable to rise above the hormonal urgings of his reptilian brain.

It is curious that one of Morford's sexual proclivities does not seem to grasp the mechanics of procreation. Bush does, in fact, have daughters, presumably by binary fission if we are to take Morford's incoherent ramblings at their face value. But I'm not entirely the country would be all that well-served by orgies in Cabinet meetings. The Romans tried something like that and it didn't turn out to be quite as pleasant as it might sound.

[JmyBryan]

The kind of idiocy that entertains the liberal intelligensia as they lose power and influence politically.

[whereasandsoforth]

Yeah, it's funny. We guys never know when another guy is good lookin', but we dam'sure know if one is ugly!

[RooRoobird14]

Hmmmmm......leave it to the sissyboys of the SF Chronicle to wax poetic about the so-called "sex appeal" of The Bent Shrivelled Rapist (whom I personally find physically repulsive). BillyJeff's body is almost as nauseating as Hillary's ankles.

By the way, I've never known, met or heard of any woman outside of the beltway or Sodom & Gomorrah by the Bay who said they found The Bent One to be "sexy."

Moford apparently thinks that being a serial adulterer, sexual harasser and rapist is the same as being "sexy and masculine." Par for the course for a SF pervert......

[Fiddlstix]

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[steve8714]

to strajght men, Andrea Bocelli is sexy...we know Eastwood, Nicholson and DeNiro can have any women they want...but Clinton? Only in the high-rise trailer parks of NY, LA, SF and the nursing homes and senior communities of Broward. Oh, and Helen Thomas' house.

[Miss Marple]

It is very simple. This guy doesn't find George Bush or any of his cabinet sexy because he knows that they are totally and completely unavailable to him.

On the other hand, he is pretty sure Bill Clinton could be approached.