[Travis McGee]

Here's to all of the mullahs being "attached to trees" and soon!

[The KG9 Kid]

That's great... We're going to have to remember the phrase 'Attached to a tree' for future events.

[hellinahandcart]

I just love that phrase. It's funny, it's sinister, and it projects a real "can-do" attitude, all at the same time.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Here's to all of the mullahs being "attached to trees" and soon!

The first day of Christmas an Iranian gave to me,

A Mullah attached to an ol' oak tree!!!!

One the second day of Christmas a Persian gave to me,

Two Hezbollah, attached by the neck to the Mullah on the tree

On the third day of Christmas a student gave to me,

Three French men, two Hezbollah and a mullah a rotting on an ol' oak tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas a Persian gave to me,

four gutted Arabs, three French men, two Hezbollah and all of them stinking by the mullah on the tree!

I could go on but I have to start the smoker for today's ribs and chicken