Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)

The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBash

[gcruse]

WOW! Kudos to the well-prepared. 200 to 1 and the 200 didn't have a chance!

[Spunky]

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I will be chuckling all night long.

[lowbridge]

Across the street, Freepers are getting satisfaction. "Do you feel the love?" smiles one of them. But they up the ante with the announcement of a "Hillary Book Toss." It's done in homage to Hillary, who reportedly once chucked an ashtray at her husband's head. Whoever throws the book farthest gets to keep it and get it signed by Hillary. Just as the Freepers announce this, Wal-Mart security moves in and tells them they will have to conduct the book toss over to the side, on a grassy knoll.

There had to be a second tosser.

[nopardons]

Thanks for the ping ; I laughed and giggled my way through the article.

[Mo1]

OMG ... ROFLMBO!!!!

That made my day .. I'm emailing this one right away

Hey Y'all .. Ping a ling

[Republican Wildcat]

Hilarious!

[lowbridge]

when he's accosted by a Hillary partisan in a postal service uniform, who goes, well, kind of postal.

Come election time, count on this postal worker to, whoops, "accidentally" lose Republican ballots and campaign literature in the mails.

[roadcat]

Hillaryous! Too funny, thanks for the great post!

[Wild Irish Rogue]

This column is hilarious, a real keeper.

[lorrainer]

"Back off, or I'll ice you, just like I iced Vince Foster."

ANOTHER Labash Bump! Keep lurking, Matt, and keep up the great writing. Anyone that makes the ultimate sacrifice of buying and READING this book for us has certainly done a courageous, unselfish thing. Click HERE , folks, to see the other article.

[Nateman]

On a coffee table at work there is a Time magazine with her " Big brother loves you" face staring at you with all of its hidden malice. I make it a point to turn it upside down whenever I pass that way.

[RonDog]

See also the EARLIER thread:

Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)
			Posted by alwaysconservative On 06/15/2003 9:13 PM PDT with 30 comments The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBash
Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart (FR DC Chapter mentioned)
			Posted by Gary Seven On 06/14/2003 8:41 AM PDT with 133 comments The Weekly Standard ^ | June 23, 2003 | Matt Labash

[RonDog]

From the BIBLE of the neocons, The Weekly Standard:

June 23, 2003
Volume 08, Number 40

Hillary Goes to Wal-Mart
The latest skirmish in the Clinton wars.
by Matt Labash - senior writer at The Weekly Standard.

"...The Freepers and the Hillaryites go back and forth, speaking like overheated bumper stickers, in a manner that resembles our political discourse through most of the nineties...

The Freepers are outnumbered about 200 to 1. But preparation is everything, and the Freepers seem to be getting the best of it..."

[RonDog]

...Dave Fordice, a Freeper mechanical engineer, is conducting a high-volume marriage seminar (What would you do if your husband serially cheated on you?), when he's accosted by a Hillary partisan in a postal service uniform, who goes, well, kind of postal.

It's hard to understand her through all the foaming, but she says something about Dave not being God, which all of us--even Dave--know, because God probably wouldn't wear a "Fry Mumia" T-shirt, as Dave does...

This was a TEAM effort!

Here is a picture posted by FReeper L_Von_Mises of FReeper sauropod - wearing a T-Shirt that he got from FReeper abner:

sauropod FReeping Hillary

[Pro-Bush]

Like many conservatives, they seem to dislike her more than Bill--presumably because Bill is regarded as a phony, but he at least lives his lies.

Fantastic!

At least Bill got some.

[Joy Angela]

Hillary meets Freepers at Wal-Mart!

Just the best article!!

Thanks for posting it!

[null and void]

Who dat?

Conviceted cop killer. Darling of the left. A.N.S.W.E.R.'s cause celib-uh-rhul...

[Teetop]

LMMFAO! Thanks for posting. Gotta love the authors name too, LaBash! LMMFAO!

Thanks to the Freepers as well. I'm in the midwest, somewhere she won't dare come to.

[DollyCali]

Thanks for Ping Kay...you are right.. a great laugh within

[Soaring Feather]

OMG Funniest read in a long time!

HILARIOUS! THANKS FOR THE PING