Posted on 06/19/2003 8:29:45 AM PDT by Korth
Sure. it means:
"Buy a new motorcycle and some nice guns now that you don't have a screeching harpy to b!tch at you about how she needs more attention and independence, simultaneously, and how you'd have more time to give her attention and money so she could be a career woman if you weren't working or caring for the kids all the time!"
I figured out that for all the money I made in the last 20 years I could have stayed single and had at least a $500 hooker every week and still have a great lifestyle.
I have no kids. I'll get either a $500 hooker every week, or 2 $250 hookers.... I'm not afraid of hell--not after the last 4 years...
Wasn't that Sam Kinison who said: "When I get to hell for fornicating: Satan jumps out with flames and horns and goes: "BLAAAAUUGHAAAUUGH!!!" and when you say "What?",
Satan says: "Oh, You were married and the b!tch broke your heart and took all your stuff, huh? Well, here's your horns and pitchfork... Have fun!"
That is the he11 of it: There Is no "Right Way" Anymore.....
I do wish I could find a man out there that would court me
I do wish that I could find a woman out there who doesn't have kids or debts or back taxes or a jealous cop boyfriend or a list of ex-lovers longer than the phone book to court....
That is my point--the holiness of marriage is independent of the state or participants--so why get hung up about whether the marriage is ratified by the secular officials?
I'm not sure, but I don't think anyone can say now that the current American system is blessed and reflects a Biblical Marriage.
If I'm not mistaken, in Joseph and Mary's time it was a simple contract (legal document) between Joseph and Mary's father.
Wow, I'd go for that! At least the people who it matters most to are involved!
God cares about your marriage, you care about your marriage, the state profits more by its destruction, yet people argue that the blessing of the state must be secured for it to be blessed by God?
That isn't right....
I could never figure this out. My ex never had any capacity for logical thoughts or actions. Everything was based on emotion. I could never figure out how it is possible to do this and survive/function. It seems to disprove evolution.
I had to live with the ex for 6 months after our separation, because I am not paying rent and a mortgage at the same time, I am staying here until the stroke of midnight the day of transference. In the end she would, from time to time, burst out yelling at me screaming "Why don’t you look at me anymore". I would reply "because I aint getting any, Duhhhhhhh", that would really get her going.
At that point she would start throwing stuff at me, my daughter would call the police, and the cops would threaten to throw me in jail. All for not looking at her!
One night they were about ready to cuff me until I pointed out that I was the only one bleeding with bruises. I told them "this is my house, you don’t have a warrant, she is assaulting me, I can deal with that by myself, go away". They left, priceless.
Do you think they would arrest her? No way. And there is no way I would press charges, because I want absolutely NO dealings with the cops. I would rather be beaten than get involved in that way. By the way, I found out that vodka makes the beatings hurt less, but it also makes the head fakes to avoid the projectiles a little more challenging. Sometimes you just have to compromise.
Life is good!
So YOU say, but that opinion isn't worth much. It is apparently their interpretation of the Old Testament and similar. They could very well claim greater authority than Christians in that respect. If you want assert some dubious "Christian authority" on the matter, stick to the New Testament.
I'm 35 and no prospects... I'm not sure being in my 50's and having teen agers is an appealing prospect--not to mention trying to find a female with nice young eggs at my age. (no point having a flipper-baby if you can avoid it...)
I'm an engineer and bodybuilder--a good provider by muscle or brain--which makes me precisely what neither America nor American women want anymore.
'America' has no use for me because my vote cannot be bought by either party because I don't depend on them...
and American women have no use for me because they don't depend on a provider when the government will provide for them and their offspring.
If I was needy, I would be rewarded by the government with social programs and rewarded by women with affection because they can stomp on me and the government will give them half my stuff....
You're right--the two $250 hookers might be more fun!
;)
Why not. I want this.
Yeah! Mine is shacked up with a former friend of mine. I should be p!ssed, but it is the greatest favor anyone has done for me.
She still calls and gets nasty over little stuff and I say: "Hey! I'm not your husband anymore, you don't have to yell at me. I'm just some guy on the phone now."
Changes her behavior completely.
Out of curiosity, suppose that two brothers, one of whom was first-born, got married and the elder brother were to die. Would Jews today consider it mandatory, optional, or improper that the youngest brother should sleep with his elder brother's widow and attempt to impregnate her?
I know this was very effective, because she spent the whole next day sobbing in the basement. You see, her boyfriend couldn’t tell her why he was breaking up with her; it would be just too awkward, I had figured this would be the case. She never knew what hit her. She didn’t see anybody for a long time after that.
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