Does that mean that they'll change the name of "swap space" to "hot babes space?" 'Cause seriously, that would make this whole disaster we call LUNIX interesting to me.
Maybe we could get it produced by Harry Novak or David F. Friedman, 'cause LUNIX is sort of like being stuck in a Nazi concentration camp, only without Ilsa or any of the other hot babes.
I mean, would fun be so bad? I mean, microsoft might suck, but at least its fun. Lunix, on the other hand, is more akin to having one's face eaten off with acid, or maggots, which just goes to show that, just because something works well in a Lucio Fulci movie, doesn't mean the Open Scourge community should try to translate it into an operating system. Or so says I! And I would know, I supose. I've seen enough zombie films to recognize one when I comes across one.
Incidently, in one of the more under reported stories of the year, did you know that being undead gave you thirty points towards entry at the University of Diversity in Michigan? Its true! And its a well known fact that zombies work free over night in the IT department. And the smell of rotting flesh acclimates students to the socialist takeover. I would not take the time to write it if it were not true! That's how we all know the Hitlery book is fake, she couldn't even be bothered to write down her own lies, she had to hire ghosts to lie for her.
All my lies are true and to the point!